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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4047 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.
2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.
3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?
