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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 483 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!