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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 9180 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Join our server and escape the drama of ex-spouses who can’t handle you putting your family first. Build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids and still have time to mine for diamonds. Plus, with our outrageous in-game stories and insane adventures, you’ll forget all about the haters trying to bring you down.
So, if you’re ready to choose work-life balance over a toxic relationship and have some fun in the process, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a high six-figure income when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?