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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9802 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 133 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like this player’s relationship with their mom.
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?
