Experience the thrill of crawling violently, rolling, and spasming while roaring in the darkness.
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Our server is so lit that even the CREEPERS are afraid to blow up because they know we’ll just respawn and come back stronger than ever. Plus, our admin is a WIZARD who can summon dragons to do our bidding and protect us from griefers.
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