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MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5911	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	6132
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3181
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ores Mined:	9717
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!