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My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

Body, calls an ambulance, can’t afford fresh food, cho, Goes bankrupt, Heating, Minecraft, MY BODY MY CHO, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Betrayal: Nintend’oh No!

BETRAYAL, betrays, Goes bankrupt, lol, Nintendoh, NIntend𐐬, pixelated

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Potions Brewed:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through your front door. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheeseburgers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of a little fun!

PrankCraft: Cheater’s Revenge

Apology, Boyfriend, Cheaters, Cheating, Communication, diet, distrust, Exercise, gotcha moment, highschool sweethearts, invasion of privacy, love, lying.., misunderstanding, phone privacy, possessive, PrankCraft, PRANKING, relationship, resolution, Revenge, trust issues, weight loss

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and trust.

Picture this: a player who has undergone a miraculous transformation, shedding pounds like a snake sheds its skin. But wait, her boyfriend is not too thrilled about her newfound confidence and starts getting possessive. Cue the phone snooping and mistaken identity pranks that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of relationships in the virtual world, where trust is as fragile as a glass block and secrets are as hidden as diamonds in the depths of a mineshaft. Who will come out on top? Who will fall victim to the pitfalls of jealousy and insecurity? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Trust us, the drama is worth it.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, bulbasaur, Charmander, dream Pokémon, eevee, fantasy pets, favorite Pokémon, jigglypuff, living with Pokémon, Minecraft, PixelPals, pokemon, Pokémon companions, pokemon fan, Pokémon fanatics, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, realistic Pokémon, Server, Snorlax, squirtle

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	4486	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Are you tired of living in the boring real world with no Pokémon to keep you company? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Imagine living in a world where you can have a Charizard as your personal bodyguard, a Pikachu as your adorable pet, and a Snorlax as your comfy bed.

Join our server now and experience the ultimate Pokémon paradise! Build your own Pokéball-shaped house, battle other players with your team of Pokémon, and even catch rare legendary Pokémon like Mewtwo and Rayquaza.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest Pokémon dreams in Minecraft. Join now and become the ultimate Pokémon master!

RegretCraft: Doubtful Decisions

Decision making, Decisions, doubt, doubtful, embracing change, facing uncertainty, following intuition, great outcome, learning from mistakes, life lessons, making tough choices, overcoming fear, personal growth, positive outcomes, regret, RegretCraft, Risk-taking, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trusting instincts, unexpected benefits, unexpected results

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	116
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Have you ever made a decision in Minecraft that you thought would end in disaster, but it turned out to be the best thing ever? Well, get ready to make another one by joining our wacky server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally punched a chicken thinking it was a block of wood. Instead of getting pecked to death by angry chickens, they were rewarded with a diamond sword! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t believe us? Try it for yourself and see what happens!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and make some questionable decisions that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected rewards. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and dancing llamas. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

PixelPolitik Minecraft Server

Ambassador, ap news, Asia-Pacific, border tensions, Conflict, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomacy summit, international relations, Kim, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace talks, PixelPolitik, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, summit

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.

ClimateCrafters

#sustainability, addressing climate change, climate action, climate action demand, climate activism, climate awareness, climate change response, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate initiatives, climate policy, climate solutions, ClimateCrafters, commitments, Environmental awareness, global poll, participants, public opinion, survey results, UN survey

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ores Mined:	7695
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	6719	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, liek, did u kno that 4 out of 5 peeps want more climate action? yasss, u herd it right! join our amazin minecraft server and help save da planet, one block at a time! we got 75,000 peeps already on board, so u know it’s legit. come build ur own eco-friendly world and show off ur green thumb skills. let’s make minecraft greener than a creeper’s butt! 🌿🌎💚 #savetheblocks #climateaction #minecraftforchange

ParkourPirates

charging visitors, emotional blackmail, financial burden, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare policies, healthcare services, healthcare system, hospital expenses, hospital parking, hospital revenue, medical bills, parking costs, parking fees, ParkourPirates, patient care, patient support, visitor charges, visitor expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	4082
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. do u like minecraft? do u like having FUN? well come join our server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha-cha.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

oh, and did i mention our custom mini-games? we have spleef tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. and our parkour course is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life. plus, we don’t charge for hospital parking. because that’s just emotional blackmail, amirite?

PlasticCraft: BottledWaterBanter

acids, alcohols, aldehydes, alkanes, alkenes, bottled water, BottledWaterBanter, combination, COMPOSITION, concentration, contamination, Emissions, environmental impact, health, Plastic, PlasticCraft, research, Risk, Safety, Sunlight, VARIATIONS, VOC

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? come join our server where we mix sunlight and plastic to create the most epic bottled water you’ve ever tasted! our research found that all tested bottles emit a crazy mix of alkanes, alkenes, alcohols, aldehydes, and acids – talk about a party in a bottle! with wild variations in VOC composition and concentration, every sip is a surprise! join us for a truly risky and exhilarating minecraft experience like no other!

RHC

challenge, Chat, Community, funner, harder mobs, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, Modified, old-school hunger system, older versions, progressive health system, RHC, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, smp, Social, Survival, survival features, Updated, weight system

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6102	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

RHC is a Minecraft/Chat server dedicated to making Minecraft harder and funner.

Join if you’d like a challenge! Otherwise, you can join here to chat!

Features include a weight system, old-school hunger system, harder mobs, and a progressive health system. Mechanics are based off of older versions of Minecraft, the server is semi-anarchy, and is updated with new/modified survival features regularly.

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BestDayEver Minecraft Server

#exciting, Adventure, best day ever, BestDayEver, bored, CHANGE, Decided, energized, Fun, Grateful, Happy, Joyful, memorable, Minecraft, new, Positive, refreshed, Server, spontaneous, things, Today, unexpected, Uplifting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	52	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant you unlimited mining powers. And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where you have to pass a lit TNT block to other players before it explodes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way!

KingdomCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, All hail the KING, AUTHORITY, bow down to the KING, coronation, homage, King, Kingdom, kingdomcraft, leader, long live the KING, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, MONARCH, Powerful, praise, Reign, royal family, Royalty, Ruler, Server, Sovereign

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	482817
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	257
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, bow down to the KING on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our ruler is a literal Minecraft god who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride a pig into battle. Plus, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares challenge them. And did we mention that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of candy? So come join us and experience the sweetest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! All hail the KING!