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PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

MoniCraft: UBI Edition

Board Game, capitalism, economic fairness, economic inequality, Economic simulation, economic system, Edition, financial literacy, game night, income disparity, income distribution, income equality, MoniCraft, monopoly, social equality, social justice, social mobility, ubi, Universal Basic Income, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth redistribution

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!

CannabisCraft420

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer treatment, Cannabis, CannabisCraft420, health, Healthcare, holistic healing, journal, legalization, medical marijuana, Medical Studies, medicinal plants, natural remedies, oncology, plant medicine, research, scientific research, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Votes:	2651
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1640

yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

————> ROCity Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, ROCity, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24

The owner of the server “————gt ROCity” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

188.127.241.249:25942

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Armed Forces of Ukraine, CraftyUkrainians, equipment explorer, FPV drone strike, Gur, intel, KA-52, Kursk region, Maps, Mi-28 helicopter, Minecraft, russian federation, russian mod, Russian Security Council, Server, Sudzha, Telegram, Tendra Spit, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, visually confirmed losses, White House

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	79
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mines Excavated:	4560
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to lead an insurrection in the Russian Federation from the comfort of your own blocky world.

We promise you’ll have more fun than Gerasimov promising Putin to restore control over the state border of the Russian Federation. Plus, where else can you find FPV drone strikes on Russian helicopters and maritime commando raids on Tendra Spit? Only on our server, of course!

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, come join us for a wild ride through the chaos of the Kursk region. Who needs peaceful exploration when you can be a part of the action as Ukrainian forces move 25 km deep into enemy territory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary leader in the midst of insane battles and epic drone strikes. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!