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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 1742 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2779 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Our server is so wild and wacky, even your retired Army veteran mother who got caught napping in the bathroom at work would feel right at home. And don’t worry, she won’t be snooping on your emails or eating your dinner here – unless you count virtual chicken leg quarters as a delicacy!
Join us now and let the chaos of real life melt away as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with instead? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind!