#godsnet Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

ElonCraft SMP: TikTok Edition

Acquisition, billionaire, branding, Business, creativity, digital platform, Edition, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, future of social media, innovation, Marketing, potential rebranding, RENAME, smp, social media, social-networking, speculation, tech industry, Technology, tiktok, video sharing

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Farms Harvested:	115	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP that’s straight fire? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some facts.

First off, we got Elon Musk as the owner of this server. Yeah, you heard me right, THE Elon Musk. He’s not just sending rockets to space, he’s also slaying creepers in Minecraft. And get this, if he buys TikTok, he’s gonna rename it to “TikCraft” and make it a virtual dance party for all the players. How epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant pineapple floating in the sky, because why not? You can only access it by riding a flying pig with a top hat. And once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. Trust me, this llama spits straight facts.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is a replica of the Colosseum, but instead of gladiators, we have players fighting with diamond swords while riding on giant chickens? It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for, my dudes? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! See you on the other side, gamers!

ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Enchantments Applied:	168
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	2192
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Star Shards Collected:	134
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	125	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Potions Brewed:	144
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	961	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ores Mined:	5100	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?