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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8142 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 666 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
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