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Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

CannyCraft: Uncanny Fun!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Emeralds Found:	6944	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further, cuz our server is like a magical wonderland of insanity and awesomeness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats start dancing around you, singing “I Will Survive.” And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where everything is made of candy and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a gang of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords to get to it.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, uncanny is not the opposite of canny. So, like, don’t be canny and miss out on all the fun!

deep dark fantasy minecraft server

Dark, deep, FANTASY, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The owner of the server “deep dark fantasies” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.216.48.138:25726

BreakyCraft: Where cows fly and creepers cry! 1.21

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Bedrock Port, BreakyCraft, commands, Community, Cows, CREEPERS, cry, Datapacks, discord server, discussions, Essentialsx, Events, Fly, Griefing, home, Plugins, Polls, pvp combat, Rtp, smp, stealing, Survival, Tpa, Vanillatweaks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂𝓬𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓽 Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Datapacks such as VanillaTweaks
Plugins such as EssentialsX
Commands such as /tpa, /home, and /rtp
Active community willing to help new members
Regular polls for community input
Fun events like build battles and PvP battles
Active community discussions
Stealing from bases allowed, but no griefing
PvP combat allowed

FAQs

How do I join the server?

You can join using the following IP addresses:

JAVA IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

BEDROCK IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

While stealing from bases is allowed, griefing bases is not permitted. Please respect all players and their creations.

Can I participate in PvP combat?

Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server for those who enjoy that aspect of gameplay.

How can I stay updated on server news and events?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/CJFVqzAv for regular updates, announcements, and community discussions.

Super Saiyan Craft – Minecraft Server

android 17, Anime, beerus, Craft, dragon ball, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Frieza, Gohan, goku, Jiren, Minecraft, Saiyan, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe 6, Universe 7, Vegeta, Whis, Zeno

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	660
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Look no further, because on our server, the score is always 3-0! Why 3-0, you ask? Because that’s the number of times our players have defeated the Ender Dragon in one day! That’s right, we’re so good at Minecraft that we can take down the biggest boss in the game three times before breakfast.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of victory, the joy of discovery, and the sheer madness of a Minecraft world where anything is possible. Just remember, the score is always 3-0 – because on our server, winning is the only option!

SMPflipper Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward situations, awkward storytelling, cringe stories, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy tales, cringey moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., Flip, flips, funny anecdotes, funny storytelling, humorous recollections, makes you tell, Minecraft, smp, SMPflipper, storytelling, storytelling time

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in our weekly “Flips Challenge” where you have to do as many flips as possible before hitting the ground (safety not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! We also have a tradition where new players have to tell the cringiest story they can think of in order to gain access to our secret diamond mine. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

ExWivesClub Minecraft Server

alcohol, bar scene, Breakups, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex girlfriend, ExWivesClub, favorite girlfriend, friendship, hurt feelings, immaturity, Insecurity, Jealousy, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage proposal, Minecraft, misunderstandings, pettiness, reconciliation, relationships, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness love triangles, ex-girlfriend showdowns, and more!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex-girlfriend appears out of nowhere at the local bar. You all start chatting and having a good time, until she drops the bomb that she’s his favorite girlfriend. Cue the awkward silence and passive-aggressive comments.

But wait, there’s more! After a few drinks, she sends your husband a novel-length text about how you’re insecure, petty, and basically the worst. She even brings up how he once said she was his favorite girlfriend (ouch). But fear not, because your husband shuts her down and defends your honor like a knight in shining armor.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find this level of drama and entertainment? Build your own virtual love triangle, navigate through ex-girlfriend encounters, and prove that you’re the favorite player on the server. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now for a wild ride!

StepmomSlaya69

Abuse, Adult, Apology, Boundaries, Civil, Communication, conditions, cousin, criticism, decision, Disrespect, family, genuine, grad school, narcissist, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, stepmom, StepmomSlaya69, Thanksgiving

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4702
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members like my stepmom? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated with respect and kindness! No more comparing yourself to your golden child cousin or dealing with passive-aggressive comments about your life choices. On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity.

Join us and experience a world where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or criticism. Build friendships with fellow players who support and uplift you, unlike my stepmom who only knows how to tear others down. Say goodbye to Thanksgiving nightmares and hello to a community that values and appreciates you for who you are.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave behind the toxic behavior of your past. Let’s create a world where everyone is accepted and celebrated for their uniqueness. See you in the game!

BeliefBlunderz Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, BeliefBlunderz, Childhood, childhood belief, dumb, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing belief, false, Foolish, funny, funny belief, gullible, ignorance, Minecraft, Misconception, mistaken, mistaken belief, Myth, Naive, naive belief, silly, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	157
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	4142	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the dumbest thing you believed could actually come true!

Ever thought you could ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it, we won’t judge (much).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Cluck Norris. Rumor has it, if you can defeat Cluck Norris in a staring contest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Chicken God himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your wildest dreams (and dumbest beliefs) come to life!

QuirkyBodyCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3113	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of being a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can customize your body in the most outrageous ways possible! Want to have a head the size of a block of dirt? Done. How about arms that are twice as long as your legs? No problem! Join our server and show off your wacky body modifications to all your friends.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Enderman with a mustache that can steal your items just by looking at you. And don’t even get us started on the creeper with a top hat and monocle who only explodes in a puff of glitter.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover some quirks about your body that you never knew existed.

ErdoganCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dimension Hops:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds. it’s a total party up in here.

oh, and get this, the admin of the server once challenged a wither to a dance off and won. true story, bro. now the wither is the official DJ of the server, spinning sick beats all night long.

and don’t even get me started on the players. we got a dude who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, and another guy who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. it’s like a circus meets a rave meets a medieval fantasy land.

so if you wanna join the most epic, insane, off-the-walls minecraft server of all time, hit us up. but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. it’s that addictive, man.