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Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	4351
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Items Found:	2480

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

Allowed, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, conditioned goons, Cum, edge hard, estrogen fueled fags, eternal virgins, Girly, girly moans, hand-fucker, material, no hopes, pfg, porn-addicted, Pussies, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, QoTT, Resources, Sensitive Stick Edition, weeby

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

corrupt, cursed, Dark, Demonic, devilish, eerie, Evil, Forbidden, Haunting, Hellish, madness, Malicious, Minecraft, Mysterious, occult, POSSESSED, Satanic, Sinful, Sinister, sisters, Supernatural, Wicked, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	515043

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

Adventures, animated series, Anime, anime addiction, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fanatics, anime lovers, anime obsession, conventions, COSPLAY, Fan art, Fandom, fanfiction, Japanese culture, Kawaii, LolCraft, love, Manga, merchandise, Otaku, otaku life, tranime

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

affluent, aspiration, CREEPERS, Curiosity, desire, dream homes, envy, expensive homes, exterior lighting, Financial goals, high society, Lifestyle, luxury living, Mansions, materialism, Nighttime, opulence, RichCraft, social class, status symbols, stone homes, success, wealth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	932
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Votes:	7997
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.