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CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2513	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7735
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4480
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3359	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mines Excavated:	3929
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	598

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Animals Bred:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!