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HoloEN FunCraft Minecraft Server

Community, controversial, Diversity, Entertainment, Fun, funcraft, Gaming, holoEN, holojp, hololive, horrible taste, ignored, internet culture, Livestream, Minecraft, online content, original content, Server, SJW, trannies, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Western

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of our wacky community where we make the most fun holoEN original creations that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so outrageous that even the western SJW trannies have ignored us. That’s right, we’re too wild for them to handle! They probably should have applied to holoJP instead, but hey, their loss is our gain.

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures, insane stories, and non-stop laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

SolelyLifted – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Admiration, determination, empowerment, encouragement, feet, Footprints, goals, inspiration, inspiration quotes, Journey, lift, Minecraft, motivation, motivational quotes, perseverance, progress, self improvement, smp, SolelyLifted, strength, success, Support

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Votes:	8168
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, a player joined our server and was feeling down in the dumps. But then, they saw another player with the most fabulous feet they had ever seen. And just like that, their spirits were lifted! Yes, you heard me right, our server is so magical that even feet can inspire you to greatness. So come join us and let your feet do the talking!

BabyNameTypos Minecraft Server

baby name guidance, baby name help, baby name inspiration, baby name resources, baby name suggestions, baby name tips, baby name trends, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameTypos, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, misspelled names, naming etiquette, Server, sibling disagreement, sibling drama, sibling relationships, spelling variations, teacher advice, teacher perspective

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously! Are you tired of your Minecraft buddies constantly misspelling your name in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a list of names that are guaranteed to be spelled correctly every time!

Join us and never worry about being called “Steve” instead of “Stevie” ever again. Our server is like a baby naming guide, but for Minecraft players. We even have a special list of names that have multiple spellings, so you can avoid the confusion of being called “Haley” when your name is actually “Hailey, Hayley, Hailee, Haleigh, or Hailey” (phew, that’s a mouthful!).

But beware, not everyone appreciates our dedication to proper spelling. Just like the drama that unfolded when one player’s sister-in-law got upset about our list of names. She thought it wasn’t our place to help others choose names, but hey, we’re just here to make sure everyone’s Minecraft experience is spellcheck perfect!

So come join our server and never worry about misspelled names again. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the perfect name for your next Minecraft pet or building project. See you in the game, where spelling matters more than diamonds!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

aita, baby, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, control visitors, current girlfriend, doubt, doubt myself, family friend, Father, father’s ex, Helpful, hospital visit, Labor, major medical procedure, nina, OFFENDED, OVERWHELMING, Polly, second baby, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds, exes meeting babies before dads, and more juicy drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of choosing who gets to visit your virtual hospital room after a major pixelated medical procedure. Will it be your dad’s ex-girlfriend or his current girlfriend? The tension is palpable!

Watch as players battle it out over who gets to meet the virtual baby first, all while navigating complex family dynamics and questionable baby-holding skills. It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own pixelated parenting choices.

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft drama. Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and baby drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

FauxFactsMinecraftSMP

Astonishing, BIZARRE, eXtraordinary, FauxFactsMinecraftSMP, hard to believe., Incredible, Mind Blowing, odd, outlandish, peculiar, remarkable, Shocking.., Strange But True, Surprising, true facts, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable but true, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchantments Applied:	287
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never take themselves too seriously.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs, and a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wacky and unpredictable as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that sounds completely fake but is actually true.

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

China, chinese technology, Competition, digital divide, elon musk, emerging markets, global connectivity, innovation, internet, launches, Minecraft, rival, Satellite Internet, SatelliteCraft, satellites, Server, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Votes:	2954	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, china is all like “we can do the space stuff too!” and they launch their own internet satellites to compete with elon musk. but get this, instead of just providing internet, they also have a minecraft server on board! like, you can literally play minecraft in space, how cool is that?!

join our server and be part of the intergalactic minecraft community. build your own space station, mine for space diamonds, and battle aliens in pvp. plus, you can chat with real astronauts while you play, how epic is that?!

so, like, forget about boring old earth servers, come join us in space for the ultimate minecraft experience. who needs starlink when you can have spacecraftlink?! join now and let’s explore the final frontier together! 🚀🌌

SinwarCraft: Gaza’s New Boss

Boss, chief, Conflict, Gaza leader, Gaza leadership, Gaza Strip, Gazas, Hamas, Hamas leadership, Hamas statement, Haniyeh killing, leadership change, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, political turmoil, Politics, SinwarCraft, Statement, Yahya Sinwar, Yahya Sinwar appointment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Animals Bred:	192	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	1794	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest events like a giant chicken riding competition and a lava parkour course that will make you scream like a little baby piglet! we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, just like a real-life adventure movie! plus, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. so come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

StaticCraft: Where TV Static Comes to Life!

digital age, digital era, digital generation, Digital World, Entertainment, generation, Life, Media consumption, media saturation, modern society, Nostalgia, screen addiction, screen culture, screen time, simulated television, static, StaticCraft, technological advancements, Technology, television experience, virtual reality, visual stimulation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

lol imagine living in a world where all you see is static on your tv screen. that’s basically what this server is like, but in a good way! come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with pixelated chaos and confusion.

why join? well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing chickens and disco balls. you won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure.

oh, and did we mention the giant pink flamingos that roam the land, shooting rainbows out of their beaks? yeah, that’s a thing here.

plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. because why not?

so if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us and experience the madness. who needs reality when you can have simulated television static?

HobbitBoneCraft 700k

000 years old, 700, 700k, ancient bones, ancient human species, anthropology, archaeological discovery, Dawn, Evolution, flores, HobbitBoneCraft, hobbits, Homo floresiensis, Homo floresiensis evolution, human evolution, human fossil record, human origins, Liang Bua cave, Liang Bua cave discovery, new findings, Paleontology, Smallest arm bone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the TINIEST arm bones in all of human history! like, seriously, these bones are so small they make hobbits look like giants! we’re talking 700,000 years old bones here, people.

imagine digging up these bones while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers. it’s like a history lesson and a battle all in one! plus, these bones shed light on the evolution of Homo floresiensis, aka the hobbits of Flores.

so if you want to uncover ancient mysteries while building epic structures and battling monsters, then this server is for you! join now and become a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history!

FFXVI MC Server: Announcement Soon!

#announcement, bros, Coming Soon, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, ffxvi, Final Fantasy, Gaming, Gaming Community, New game, PC, PC announcement, pc gamers, PC Gaming, pc release, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Square Enix, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up PC bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and lame builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all about that #PCMasterRace life. We’ve got custom mods that turn your pickaxe into a laser gun and your armor into a suit made of pure gold (because who needs protection when you’re dripping in bling, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, get this, moonlights as a DJ on weekends. That’s right, you can battle the big bad boss by day and then party with him by night. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves.

So what are you waiting for, PC bros? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow riding a roller coaster made of TNT, you’ll never want to play on another server again. Let’s get this block party started!