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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2648 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 666 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.
So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!