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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1327 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1557 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.
Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!