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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4320 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1513 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 99 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!