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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5667 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 1707 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.
Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.
Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.