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Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4009
Potions Brewed:	128	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3358
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	917
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9040
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Emeralds Found:	8575
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

CraftyCancerCureServer

cancer care, cancer patients, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCureServer, defunding, Healthcare, healthcare budget, healthcare costs, healthcare funding, healthcare providers, healthcare system, medical expenses, medical professionals, medical specialists, oncologists, oncology, patient care, public health, reducing cancer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1722	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

1932, 1933, Crafty, debate, ethnic Ukrainians, Evidence, famine, games, Genocide, Historical revisionism, Holodomor, Hunger, inadvertent, intentional targeting, man-made, new evidence, political agenda, Propaganda, scholars, Soviet history, soviet union, Stalin regime, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Towns Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Villages Defended:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.