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ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8670	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!

Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.

Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

CraftyBeez Minecraft Club: Buzzing with Fun and Adventure! #CraftyCraze

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of pretending to be a bookworm just to impress your matches on dating apps? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and show off your fake literary interests in a virtual world where nobody can fact-check you. Gain credibility by building impressive book-themed structures and impressing other players with your extensive knowledge of non-existent novels. Who needs real books when you have a Minecraft library to show off? Join now and let your fake intellectual side shine!

SportyCraft: A Manga Fan’s Paradise! #ObsessedWithSportsAnime #GetYourGameOn #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for sports manga lovers!

Imagine playing Minecraft while being surrounded by characters from your favorite sports manga series. Want to play soccer with Captain Tsubasa or go on a quest with the volleyball team from Haikyuu? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who share your love for sports manga. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world – join our server today!

VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing 😂✨ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ores Mined:	8104
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots!

ZoomerCraft: Where Zoomers Rule! #MinecraftMadness #TrendyTeens #PixelPower

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and boomers? Look no further, because on our server, we only cater to the most epic and legendary zoomers out there! Join us and experience a world where memes reign supreme and trolling is a way of life.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater civilizations. Swim with these majestic creatures and learn the ways of the underwater builders.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every new player gets their very own pet creeper to roam around with them and blow things up on command. Want to impress your friends with your explosive sidekick? Look no further than our server!

So come on down and join us for the most meme-tastic and dolphin-filled experience of your Minecraft life. Don’t be a normie, be a part of our epic zoomer community today!

VtuberCraft: Anon’s LOLZ Server – Trendy & Hilarious Gaming Fun with Youtubers Galore! Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	107192
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8911	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Alright listen up, fellow gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business? Well, look no further, because our server is literally LIT with bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is none other than a magical llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of llama jousting. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in PvP battles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to a tribe of flying pigs who will guide you on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon and claim its treasure. Plus, every full moon, a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows opens up for a limited time only.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

SoulzCraft: Unnecessary Games Galore – Join Now for a Laugh!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and insane challenges that will have you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where every block is out to get you, where every creeper has a secret agenda, and where diamonds are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster. That’s right, on our server, nothing is as it seems and everything will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the souls games can’t compete. We’re talking Demons souls, Dark souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and even Elden Ring are just rip-offs of our Minecraft world. Why settle for imitation when you can have the real deal?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The blocks are watching…👀🔥

BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3178	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Buildings Constructed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.