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Vtuber Fans Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this drama? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are gossiping about it. Join us for a chance to escape the drama and build your own world where the only thing blowing up is TNT. Who needs Twitch awards when you can win the coveted title of “Minecraft Master” on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the normie pandering and join a community where the only thing we chase is diamonds, not clout. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first!

Fix This Piece Of Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords comes charging at you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of while fending off attacks from zombie hordes. And let’s not forget about our legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges to see who can cause the most destruction.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back – you never know when a herd of killer sheep might come stampeding your way.

Adventurer’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. Our team of writers includes a former soap opera star, a talking parrot, and a time-traveling banana. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious dialogue, and plot twists that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Who needs Wolfenstein when you can have whatever this is?! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have a lot of explosions).

Shill Me Your Favorite Low Cap Gems Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is low cap gems! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we only deal in the rarest and most obscure gems you can find in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the craziest group of players you’ll ever meet. We’ve got a player who once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, another player who has a pet zombie pigman named Bob, and don’t even get me started on the player who claims to have found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into with our wacky group of players and our obsession with low cap gems!

Empyrean Middle School

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, BATTLING, building, communities, Competition, Crates, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Empire, Lands, market, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Surprises, Teams, teamwork, Vibrant Community

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to Empyrean SMP, where adventure, teamwork, and competition come together in a dynamic Minecraft experience! Whether you’re building an empire, battling foes, or thriving in the economy, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Economy: Buy, sell, and trade your way to riches in our player-driven market Claim Lands: Protect your builds and establish your territory with ease. PvP (SPvP/CPvP): Test your combat skills in both sword PvP and crystal PvP action. Crates: Unlock powerful rewards and surprises with our custom crate system. Teams: Form alliances, build communities, and dominate together! Join Empyrean SMP today and discover a vibrant community where your next great adventure begins.

Join Now! Server IP: Empyrean.mysrv.us Discord: https://discord.gg/Quskdn5N4H

Empyrean.mysrv.us:25726

Solana Craft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2739	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16

This server is still under development, but you can join to help us test our features. You will surely be rewarded once the server reaches its alpha release.

https://discord.gg/5mnZ3St4CT

solanacraft.world

WOP’s Fear Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Potions Brewed:	55
Animals Bred:	195	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the chaotic world of WOP Red Terror in America! Luigi, the upper middle class assassin from the D.C. suburbs, is causing mayhem and striking fear into the hearts of CEOs everywhere. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back as you navigate through this thrilling adventure. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

I am not gay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your love life apparently! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.

Our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind explosive surprises for unsuspecting players. So if you’re into a little bit of danger with your Minecraft experience, this is the place for you.

And did we mention that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep? Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come join us if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as you are. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places…

Pixel Paradise – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Funny Bugs Edition will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first just to try it out. And don’t even get us started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Looking to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will have you soaring through the game like never before.

And if you’re wondering where to get Tynan’s amazing book, just head to Amazon and prepare to be amazed. As for Rimworld, you can try it out first on a website that sounds like it’s straight out of a pirate’s dream.

Don’t forget to check out our new patch notes and mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, just check out our handy guide that will have you modding like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, bugs, and plenty of fun!

Takopi’s Original Minecraft SMP Sin

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, with crazy events happening all the time.

Join us and you might just find yourself in the middle of a real-life anime adaptation! That’s right, we’ve got producers scouting our server for the next big hit. Who knows, you could be the star of the show!

But that’s not all, we’ve also got secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!