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Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

Crafty Counting Co.

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4593	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the WILDEST adventures and meet the COOLEST players in the blocky universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!

Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!

Crafty Creations: Where Your Minecraft Dreams Come True!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	4141
Towns Built:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the game you’ve been working on for years is finally finished… but then Sega comes out with a new console and it’s exclusive to that console. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and secret diamond caves that only the bravest adventurers can find. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! When you join our server, you’ll also get a chance to ride a dragon into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Blocky Heroes: Save the Day on our Epic Minecraft Server!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of blowing off faces for the sake of freedom! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures, battling dragons and building INSANE structures that defy the laws of physics.

Our server is filled with WACKY characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a talking llama who gives out quests to a dancing pig who can breakdance like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and find out why everyone is talking about the server where faces get blown off for freedom! And who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why that one guy’s face got blown off in the first place. It’s all part of the fun on our OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server!

Dad’s Epic Eats – Where the Food is Better Than the Cooks!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4988	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	175
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the dads are the ultimate chefs! Ever wondered why dads cook so fucking good, but only once a year? Well, on our server, you can experience the culinary delights of dad’s cooking every day!

Join us for a feast of delicious dishes cooked by dads who have mastered the art of grilling, baking, and BBQ. From steaks to burgers to desserts, our dads will blow your mind with their mouth-watering creations.

So why wait for that once-a-year cookout when you can indulge in dad’s amazing cooking every day on our awesome Minecraft server? Join now and feast like never before!

Crafting Yuri’s Ice Adventures

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, dancing skeletons, and zombie fashion shows. And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find him.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the mines of our server lies a hidden treasure worth millions of diamonds. Will you be the lucky player to discover it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ores Mined:	5106
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, things are next level crazy!

Join us if you want to experience mind-blowing adventures like riding on giant chickens, battling evil unicorns, and mining for diamonds in a volcano. And that’s just the beginning!

Our community is full of hilarious French people who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a spontaneous dance party or a surprise attack by a horde of zombie llamas.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Chaos – LOLZ Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Dog Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our streams are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re mining diamonds in real life! – Our debut was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon bow down in awe! – Our Youtube channel is like a treasure chest full of rare loot waiting to be discovered! – Our schedule is so on point, even the creepers are jealous of our organization skills! – Our unarchived content is like finding a hidden village with tons of loot chests! – Our songs will make you want to do the Minecraft dance in real life! – Our merch is so cool, even the villagers are asking where we got it from!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and craft together like never before! 🐶🔥💎

Vicera’s Minecraft Mess – Clean-up Detail Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of cleaning up after messy players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Vicera Clean-up Detail on steroids! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as you navigate through our world filled with explosive surprises and zany challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens that took over the entire world. But instead of panicking, our players banded together and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server also has magic portals that transport you to different dimensions, where you can battle unicorn zombies and ride on flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond llama that grants wishes to those who can tame it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.