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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6896 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.
