GoatShitCraft Minecraft Servers

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Servers

  • GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

    GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 2771
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Zombie Dances: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3678 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 119 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!

    Hungry4Craft: No Propaganda!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9182
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever been to a minecraft server where the players are so lit they start protesting against the state media propaganda in Hungary? well, welcome to our server where things get WILD. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil state media. who knew playing minecraft could be so revolutionary? come join us and be a part of history in the making. just watch out for those creepers, they might be government spies in disguise. #minecraftrevolution #downwithpropaganda

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits

    Eldoria: A Server Where Villagers Unionize and Demand Modded Benefits
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 2171
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mines Excavated: 4973
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 110 New Chunks Explored: 481535
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Custom-Built World Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Custom Mods for Ultimate Creativity
    Explore Diverse Biomes and Environments Thanks to Biomes O’ Plenty, the world is full of stunning landscapes to discover.
    Collaborate and Trade with Fellow Players Team up with others to share resources, trade essential items, or work on projects together.
    Balanced, Fun, and Drama-Free Gameplay Our staff ensures smooth and fair gameplay for everyone to enjoy.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Add me on Discord (juswannarock) to get access to the server.

    Q: What can I do on the server?

    A: You can create, govern, and develop your own nation, explore diverse biomes, collaborate with other players, and enjoy balanced gameplay.

    Q: Are there rules on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3512
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1414
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 468
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3466
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1236
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 New Chunks Explored: 241654
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4290 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 596
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8734
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Avalon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/heroicplanet/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Avalon Minecraft Server

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    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9839
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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