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GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Votes:	3572
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6199	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Dimension Hops:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Dragon Eggs Found:	5795	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

TeacherTearsMC

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

GazaRevoltCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	162
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where chaos and discontent are like, totally growing in Gaza! But don’t worry, we got you covered with REVOLT! Join us and be part of the epic uprising against the oppressive forces trying to take over the land.

Build your own rebel base, create secret tunnels, and gather resources to fight back against the evil overlords. Oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs and talking cows? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the fun and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure! Join now and let’s show those baddies in Gaza who’s boss!

MineCraftPeenEnvy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

join our epic minecraft server where everyone has a MASSIVE PENIS. no more lies from porn, we all got that big D energy here. imagine towering over everyone with your giant schlong, dominating the server with your sheer size. every woman will be begging for your pixelated peen, it’s a fact. come join us and show off your massive member, because size does matter in this world of blocks and creepers. let’s build together, one block at a time, with our giant manhood leading the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and show off your epic package.

ViralPersistenceMC

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got zombies that do the macarena and creepers that breakdance. also, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing pigs. but wait, there’s more! our players have reported seeing herobrine riding a llama while juggling TNT. trust me, this server is lit AF. come join the fun before the dancing zombies take over the world!