Goatsemen Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConflict: IranVIsrael

aggression, Attack, Conflict, CraftyConflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, intelligence, international politics, iran, IranVIsrael, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Nuclear Threat, preemptive strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	474
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	235
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DONT, IRAN GONNA ATTACK ISRAEL AND NETANYAHU GONNA DO A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON YO HOUSE. BUT IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GONNA BE SAFE FROM ALL DAT DRAMA. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA. SO COME ON AND BUILD WITH US BEFORE THE WORLD GOES CRAZY. #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #DIAMONDSAREAGIRLSBESTFRIEND

Elemental SMP: Where even the creepers are dressed to impress

{groundlevel}, {livestatus}, {qualitycontrol}, {systemadmin}, Assistance, CommunityBuilding, CREEPERS, Development, discordserver, Dressed, Economy, Elemental, Enjoyable, Forge, Hosted, Impress, Lagfree, Modpack, Newserver, SmoothExperience, smp, Tech, Trading, Voicechat, Whitelisting

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, and longevity
Economy	Fully functioning with a focus on trading
Modpack	Valhelsia 6 with added features
Status	LIVE

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do this by joining our Discord and following the instructions provided.

What is the average number of active players online?

We currently have an average of 5-10 active players online, but we are looking for more members to join our community.

Is there a public survival server available?

Yes, our system admin team hosts a public survival server called Nationiers. Feel free to check it out!

Can I make suggestions for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions. We value your input and want to create a server that everyone enjoys.

Minecraft server: ShutUpCraft

Articulate, be quiet, chatty, Communication, express yourself, hush, keep quiet, Listen, loquacious, Minecraft, mute, open your mouth, outspoken, Server, shut up, ShutUpCraft, Silence, speak up, talk less, Verbalize, vocalize, voice your thoughts, zip it

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1769	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute little bunnies! That’s right, no more fighting skeletons and creepers, just adorable fluffy bunnies hopping around everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of these feathered friends in your coop!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic dream come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Shut up and open your mouth…to scream with joy as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftySelling SMP: Sell Now You Noobs

asset allocation, CraftySelling, economic forecast, Financial Advice, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long term investing, market trends, market volatility, Noobs, personal finance, portfolio diversification, real estate investment, retirement planning, risk management, Sell, sell now, smp, stock market, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mines Excavated:	3218
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8773
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Towns Built:	4
Animals Bred:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of your boring old life? Ready to make some serious cash and live like a Minecraft king? Then join our insane SMP where the real estate market is BOOMING! Sell everything you own and invest in virtual property that will make you rich in no time. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be a virtual real estate mogul? Join now and watch your bank account explode faster than a creeper in a minefield!

CreeperCousinClash

anger management, Assertiveness, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping with annoying behavior, CreeperCousinClash, dealing with difficult relatives, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, Empathy, family conflict, family relationships, generational differences, handling stress, patience, self-control, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, teenager behavior, understanding adolescence

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	132204	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Votes:	8929
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and join us for some wild adventures! Need a break from annoying cousins like Josh? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can control everything, from the taps to the windows to the doors – no tantrums allowed!

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – want to throw your food on the carpet? Go ahead, it’s all virtual! And if someone tries to bother you while you’re building your masterpiece, just kick them out of your virtual room with a click of a button.

And don’t worry about getting in trouble for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss! No need to hold back like in real life, let out all your frustrations and have a blast. Plus, who needs empathy when you can just block annoying players instead?

So join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time, where you can be the adult in charge and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s build, fight, and have fun together – see you there!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only food you can eat daily without getting tired of it is… cake! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or steak, it’s all about that sweet, sugary goodness to keep you going in this crazy world.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of cows who have mastered the art of dancing to keep the creepers away. Join our server and witness their epic dance battles that will leave you in stitches.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the world that can only be found by those brave enough to face the deadly chicken army guarding it. Will you be the one to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure filled with cake, dancing cows, and epic chicken battles. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

ShamelessCraft

acceptance, Authenticity, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, mental health, misconceptions, personal growth, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-judgment, self-perception, shame, ShamelessCraft, societal norms, stigma, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Our server is a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few laws of physics).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

RupeeCraft: Outflow Woes!

central bank intervention, Currency, currency trading, depreciation, DROPS, economic indicators, economic uncertainty, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rates, financial markets, foreign exchange, global economy, Indian rupee, inflation, lifetime low, market volatility, monetary policy, Outflow, outflow worries, RupeeCraft, trade deficit, woes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1637	Enchantments Applied:	277
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

lol imagine if ur minecraft diamonds dropped to lifetime low on outflow worries. well u dont have to imagine on this server cuz we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of economic chaos and diamond drama. our server is like the stock market on steroids, with prices fluctuating faster than u can say “creeper”. come join the fun and watch ur virtual wealth soar and crash like never before. who needs real life problems when u can have fake ones in minecraft? join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and diamond shortages.

GTM ROLEPLAY : The only place where cats can be mayors and potatoes can hold office. Patch 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Adventures, bank robberies, Blocky World, Businesses, Cats, commands, Customization, dynamic, emotes, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Furniture, Gear, gta 5, GTM, Hold, immersive experience, Mayors, Mechanics, military base raids, new era, office, opportunities, outfits, Patch, Place, Potatoes, Realism, Roleplay, sitting system, Vehicles

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to GTM ROLEPLAY!
Do you love the immersive experience of GTA 5 RP? Ever wished you could have that same excitement in Minecraft? Look no further! GTM ROLEPLAY brings you the ultimate RP experience, right in the blocky world of Minecraft!
At GTM ROLEPLAY, every player has a unique role to play in our vibrant community.

Features:

10 factions: choose your path and join one of our dynamic factions. Be a policeman, or join mafia, or anything in between!

Be anyone: Live your dream life! Become a business mogul, a skilled thief, or the town sheriff. The choice is yours!

Vehicles: Drive around in style with our custom cars and motorcycles!

Tons of clothing and accessories: Customize your character with a wide variety of outfits and gear.

Furniture: Decorate your home or business with unique furniture items.

Heist systems: Plan and execute epic bank robberies!

Military base raids: We make unique mechanic which allows mafia prepare raid on military base and gets special materials.

Businesses: Start and manage your own business, from small cafe to cloth shop.

Advanced mechanics: Enjoy complex systems and mechanics that bring realism to your roleplay.

Expansive world: Explore a vast and detailed world full of opportunities and adventures.

Roleplay Elements:

Commands: We have lots of roleplay commands, like /me and /do, and also few more.

We have like sitting system, also lay, crawl and bellyflop.

Emotes: You can kiss/hug and do other things with other players.

Join us today and start your adventure!

1.20.4 (Forge/Fabric + OptiFine): mc.gtmroleplay.com

GTM ROLEPLAY: Where Minecraft meets new era. Your new life begins here!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join GTM ROLEPLAY?	A: Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided.
Q: Are there specific rules for roleplaying on the server?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must follow to ensure a positive and immersive roleplay experience.
Q: Can I create my own faction in the game?	A: Yes, players have the ability to create their own factions and recruit members to join their cause.
Q: Are there regular events or activities on GTM ROLEPLAY?	A: Yes, we host regular events, competitions, and activities to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.
Q: Is there a way to earn in-game currency on the server?	A: Yes, players can earn in-game currency through various activities such as completing missions, running businesses, or participating in heists.

Real Life Socializer Minecraft Server

community engagement, Country, Digital Detox, Existence, face-to-face interaction, Human Connection, interwebs, Life, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, offline relationships, online vs offline interactions, personal growth, real, Real Life, self improvement, Server, social isolation, social media addiction, Social Skills, Socializer, socializing, wasting time, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Are you tired of being a hermit crab in your own shell of a life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from a lifetime of loneliness! Join us and you’ll be chatting up a storm with fellow players in no time. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who won’t judge you for wearing pajamas all day?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!