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Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.

Meta Minecraft SMP – ReFantazio General #46

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Version 1.03 (or 1.04 for you console peasants) is out and it’s causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory!

We’ve got more players than a village full of villagers, with ReFantazio peaking at 85k concurrent players on Steam! We’ve sold more copies than diamonds in a mine on launch day, and now we’re available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry).

Our special soundtrack is so fire, it’ll make you want to dance like a zombie in the moonlight. And don’t forget about MetaphorFix, because who needs reality when you’ve got mods?

Join us and you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Build your MC however you want, because even on Hard mode, you won’t brick yourself (literally). Team comp? Who cares! Just do what you love and it’ll work on any difficulty.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft history together! Just remember to mark your spoilers, because even in a world of blocks, we have rules.

Equal Rights Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal rights…but with a twist! Join us as we send you on top-secret spy missions to gather intel from the Hajis. That’s right, no more playing nurse or supply staff, it’s time to put on your spy gear and get sneaky. And for our transgender players, we have a special assignment for you – war corpse duty! Because who needs bodily mutilation when you can serve your country in a whole new way? Join us today and let’s make America…well, let’s just make it interesting!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9404

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	347	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Emeralds Found:	1570
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	124	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Enchantments Applied:	222
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	9799
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

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