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Why do they look Indian Minecraft SMP

Appearance, Bollywood, Colonialism, culture, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, fashion, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Race, smp, South Asian, Stereotypes, traditional clothing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why all the villagers in Minecraft look Indian. Maybe they’re just big fans of Bollywood movies and curry, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never look at a villager the same way again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures. Want to hear about the time we tamed a pack of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or how about the time we built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Anything can happen on our server!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Craftainment

action, agent, Chaos, facility, INTENSE, Mini Games, Minigame, Prison, prisoners, researchers, Roleplay, Scp, scp containment breach, SCP Foundation, scp secret laboratory, secretive facility, Secure, Survival, Suspense

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	190
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Step into the thrilling world of the SCP Foundation on our unique roleplay minigame server. As an agent, your mission is to secure a secretive facility where chaos reigns. With SCPs causing havoc and prisoners and researchers trying to escape, every moment is filled with intense action and suspense.

### About the Game Our game is fully developed and maintained with great care. Inspired by the iconic SCP: Containment Breach (SCP) and SCP: Secret Laboratory, we’ve crafted an experience that stays true to the spirit of the SCP universe. New content is periodically added to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Join us in securing the facility and surviving the chaos! Thank you for your support and enjoy your time on Craftainment!

craftainment.net

Crafty Brit/pol/ Minecraft Server

Al Fayed, Aleppo, assisted dying bill, brit/pol/, britpol, cash gifts, Crafty, current events, Directors, expensive bill, fear, Hope, Minecraft, News, parking rule, Politics, River Medway Edition, River Medway news, Server, Syria, Syrian rebels, Tears, uk, unnecessary deaths

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us on our server where the River Medway flows with diamonds instead of water! Build your base on the tears, hope, and fear of your enemies as you conquer the land.

Witness Syrian rebels take control of majority of Aleppo in our server, where alliances are formed and broken in epic battles for dominance.

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at owning directors with cash gifts just like Al Fayed did! Who needs diamonds when you can buy power with cold hard cash?

But beware, parking rules are strictly enforced in our server. One wrong move and you could end up with a £1,906 bill for a five-minute parking violation!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Previous players can’t get enough, so why should you miss out on the fun?

Chaika On The Front Page Minecraft SMP

#editorial, breaking news, Chaika, CHAIKA ON THE FRONT PAGE, current events, Featured, front, front page, headlines, Journalism, latest news, long tail, Media, Minecraft, News, newspaper, page, publication, Reporting, smp, Top Story

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin, Chaika, rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And guess what? She survived and went on to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors have taken down countless mobs and even staged a coup against the sheep monarchy. And let’s not forget about the time we held a fashion show for our llamas, complete with a red carpet made of diamonds.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and become part of the chaos that is Chaika on the Front Page! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

DraconSMP

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Adventure Creative PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Minigames Towny Factions Quests Daily Rewards Active Community Custom Currency Jobs Custom Items Dungeons Supply Drops Events Plugins

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	83	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to DraconSMP. At DraconSMP you can do whatever you want, the posibilities are endless! DraconSMP is an unique Server with tons of Features and offers and enjoying Enviorment for everyone.

play.endurion.net:25554

9X9Q Anarchy server Minecraft server

2b2t, 9X9Q, Adventure, Anarchy, Blank Card, BUILD, Chaos, Community, Exploration, Factions, good players, Griefing, Help, Lag, Minecraft, PvP, rules, Server, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

This server is of the 2B2T type, and there is still a blank card there. + there are good players there who help others.

9X9Q.aternos.me:63271

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Anagnorisis, Casual CC meet up, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, Curse of the Wereviera, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Elpis, Empyreum Ward 15, Events, Femra Friday night, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Linkshells, Marilith, Mateus, Minecraft, Mist W19P14, patch notes, PixelPals, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Sunday Bunday, The Pillars, True Detective, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Farms Harvested:	269
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, bounce, breast preference, breast shape, breast size, cultural norms, Lets, Media influence, Minecraft, natural beauty., perky, personal preference, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, Saggy, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal standards, TEAM, team perky, team saggy, women’s bodies

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	167	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

arousal, Decade, delayed ejaculation, difficulty ejaculating, edge, edging, erectile dysfunction, libido, Masturbation, masturbation techniques, Minecraft, prolonged arousal, self-control, sensitivity, Server, sexual desire, sexual difficulties, sexual dysfunction, sexual dysfunction treatment, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual stimulation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	New Chunks Explored:	954586
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?