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GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

goat appreciation, goat farm, farm animal, Ultimate, animal

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

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GOATcraft: Reddit’s Finest Server

Topic, Comments.., Mega, Goat, forum

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! We have a full mega of craziness waiting for you to explore.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

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GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Day, well rested, hot pokers, Followers, DESERVED

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

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Lonely No More Minecraft SMP

social connection, Minecraft, self-validation, self improvement, Loneliness

Are you tired of feeling lonely in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone again! Why? Because we have a secret potion that makes all the mobs in the game want to be your friend! That’s right, no more wandering the world solo, now you’ll have a whole army of creepers following you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.

So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?

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NoBoyfriendNoTag

Controlling, relationship, Boyfriend, INDEPENDENCE, control

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.

Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

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RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

bad judgment, hindsight, unfortunate decision, error, RegretCraft

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

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WeirdlyHotCraft

Off Kilter, UNUSUAL, strange, BIZARRE, peculiar

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!

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RedstoneRascals Minecraft Server

Prophecy, RedstoneRascals, Tragedy, premonition, discipline

come join our minecraft server where russian soldiers predict their own deaths after arguing with commanding officer! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! watch as they build elaborate memorials to themselves before they meet their demise in a tragic mining accident! will they ever learn to get along with their superiors? probably not, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay! join now for the drama and stay for the explosions!

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NATOcraft: Strike & Build in Putin’s Backyard

Defense, escalation, strike, aggression, putin

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a war zone up in here! Trudeau be all like “Ukraine gonna strike deep into Russia with NATO arms” and Putin be like “war is comin’!” But don’t worry, on dis server, you can build epic bases and defend against crazy attacks from other players. Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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🌺 ENTRY NOT FOR BOYS, ONLY FOR GIRLS 18+ Minecraft server

Minecraftrating, entry not for boys, banner, Spleef, ONLINE

The owner of the server “NOT FOR BOYS ENTRY GIRLS ONLY 18” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Girls.dynmc.pro

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