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GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

GOATcraft: Reddit’s Finest Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	699181	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Farms Harvested:	490	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! We have a full mega of craziness waiting for you to explore.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

Boring, crucifying, Day, death, DESERVED, Edition, exiting, Followers, goat followers, GoatCraft, hot pokers, Jewish, killing themselves, knowing, misery inducing, people, place they belong, rapping, Satanist, satanists, tuckers out, well rested

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1451	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

alcohol-induced shenanigans, amusing anecdotes, bar culture, bar humor, bar industry, bar patrons, Bartenders, CraftyDrunk, crazy bar stories, customer interactions, drunken escapades, entertaining customers, funny drunk stories, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, intoxicated behavior, laugh out loud moments, Minecraft, nightlife tales, pub staff, reddit, Server, Wild nights

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

BoomerCraft

aging, BoomerCraft, feeling ancient, feeling elderly, feeling like a dinosaur, feeling like a grandparent, feeling like a relic, feeling like a relic from the past, feeling like a senior citizen, feeling like a throwback, feeling like a time traveler, feeling like a vintage item, feeling obsolete, feeling out of touch, feeling outdated, generational differences, memory lane, Nostalgia, reflecting on the past, Reminiscing, time passing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ores Mined:	1194	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Farms Harvested:	526	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of feeling ancient in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where time is just a concept and you can frolic in eternal youth! Our server is so magical that every time you log on, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported back to the days when dinosaurs roamed the earth (don’t worry, they’re friendly here).

Join us for epic quests that will make you question your own existence, build towering castles that defy the laws of physics, and battle mythical creatures that will make you wish you never left the womb.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wrinkles, gray hairs, and responsibilities. Embrace the chaos and insanity that is our Minecraft server and never feel old again!

CraftyMinors Minecraft Server

arrest, assault, charges, Court, CraftyMinors, crime, criminal, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Military, Minecraft, MINOR, okinawa, punishment, rape, Server, sexual assault, underage, us soldier, Victim

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Farms Harvested:	579
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.

oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

GasDieselMadnessCraft

#sustainability, Automotive Industry, Ban, carbon footprint, climate change, diesel cars, electric vehicles, Emissions, environmental policy, environmental regulations, EU, european union, Fossil Fuels, gas, GasDieselMadnessCraft, green energy, ideological madness, italy, Meloni, Politics, Transportation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	3330	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the EU banning gas and diesel cars? yea, it’s that crazy! our server is like a political rally but for gamers, man. join us and denounce the ‘ideological madness’ of boring servers. we’re all about that gas and diesel power, baby! come on and rev up your engines with us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like Italy’s Meloni would want. let’s show the world that minecraft is where the real revolution happens!

PlasticCraft – Price Transparency Guaranteed

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the only American doctors are plastic surgeons, right? Like, they’re the only ones who are super transparent about their prices and stuff. But get this, on this server, the plastic surgeons are actually zombies who perform surgeries on players to give them super cool abilities like shooting lasers from their eyes or turning into a giant chicken. It’s like, totally insane, dude. Plus, there’s this secret underground lab where players can find rare loot and fight off mutant mobs. And if that’s not enough, there’s a floating island made entirely of candy where players can build their dream base and ride unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

AntsOnMyRideMC

ant colony spread, ant hitchhiking behavior, ant hitchhiking patterns, ant infestation prevention, ant species identification, ants, AntsOnMyRideMC, hitchhiking, invasive ant control, invasive ant eradication, invasive ant management, invasive ant species, invasive species, invasive species monitoring, Pest Control, Transportation, vehicle biosecurity, vehicle infestation, vehicle sanitation, vehicle spread of ants, Vehicles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	7012	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got ants hitchhiking on vehicles like it’s a dang party bus! we got 9 different species of ants just chillin and causing chaos, and 7 of them are straight up INVASIVE.

imagine riding around in your minecart and suddenly you got an army of ants marching alongside you, ready to take over the world. it’s like a real-life ant farm, but on steroids.

so if you’re looking for a wild ride and some unexpected passengers, come join our server and see if you can survive the invasion of the hitchhiking ants. it’s gonna be LIT, fam!

SandCraftSMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Community Events Economy Landscapes Structures Adventures Player-driven Classic Friendly Seasoned New Build Explore Join Incredible Crafting Multiplayer PvP Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	152	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

“Welcome to our Minecraft survival server! Join us for a classic survival experience with a friendly community, regular events, and a player-driven economy. Explore vast landscapes, build amazing structures, and embark on epic adventures. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone here. Join us and let’s create something incredible together!”

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PLUScraft

24/7, Active players, Active Staff, changing servers, Chill, community-driven, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly community, Friendly staff, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, fun server, Giveaways, KitPvP, minecraft server, multimode, multiplayer, PLUScraft, Skyblock, Survival, user-driven, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4596	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

WELCOME TO PLUScraft PLUScraft is a chill and fun 24/7 multimode server. The staff is as active and friendly as the players. Friendships are guaranteed. On the server we do a lot of giveaways and events and every choice is made by the users. The various servers are constantly changing to ensure greater fun for everyone What are you waiting for, join PLUScraft, a wonderful server

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	709	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic way possible!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos. Our map is so massive, it’s rumored to have its own gravitational pull – you’ll never run out of places to explore!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive cinematics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. You’ll be left wondering if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have emotes that will make your character bust a move like never before. Want to do the floss while fighting off creepers? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to buckle up because things are about to get Wutheringly wild!

MindClaw Minecraft Server

constant battle, death simulation, Defeat, defeatism, inner turmoil, LOSING, mental anguish, mental battle, mental defeat, mental exhaustion, mental struggle, mental torment, mental warfare, mind clawing, mind games, MindClaw, Minecraft, psychological warfare, Server, Struggle

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your mind will be clawed by the intense gameplay, your survival skills will be put to the test in a death simulation, and every moment feels like a constant battle where you’re destined to lose every time! But fear not, because the thrill of the challenge is what makes this server so addictive.

Join us if you dare to face off against mythical creatures, build epic structures in the midst of chaos, and embark on quests that will push you to your limits. Who needs to win when you can have this much fun losing? So come on, join us and embrace the madness!