GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

GOATcraft: Reddit’s Finest Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	78419	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! We have a full mega of craziness waiting for you to explore.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2706	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Satanist Jewish goat followers who are so boring and misery-inducing that people literally kill themselves just to escape their dullness. But fear not, because on our server, we crucify Satanists and rap them to death with hot pokers for some exciting justice!

Join us for a day of thrilling adventures as we send those pesky Satanists to where they truly belong. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense and satisfying? So come on, join us and let’s show those goat followers who’s boss!

MineCraft Kingdoms – KHG Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Kingdom Hearts, where you can battle heartless, explore magical worlds, and maybe even find your own keyblade!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive access to the lost Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic from 2003. Witness the early days of Sora and the gang in all their pixelated glory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got TWO new Kingdom Hearts games on the horizon – Kingdom Hearts IV and Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in these new installments?

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into the fantastical world of Kingdom Hearts. Who knows, you might even run into Mickey Mouse himself!

Capital Punishment: Economy Realms Modded PvP – Not Your Average Retirement Plan.

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	New Chunks Explored:	879662
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Capital <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/spyshipsneakpeak/">Minecraft Server</a>

Capital Minecraft Server

Overview:

Welcome to Capital, the most interesting Economy-Based Minecraft city Realm on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, with tons of new features you’ve never seen before, and a custom made mod to introduce you to many new features! Come join to experience an awesome server with a growing community and constantly updating gameplay.

If this interests you, join our Realm today! https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the Capital Minecraft Server?	You can join our Realm using the following links: https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]
What makes Capital Minecraft Server unique?	Capital offers an Economy-Based city Realm with custom features and mods that create a unique gameplay experience for players.
How often is the server updated?	The server is constantly updating its gameplay and features to provide players with new and exciting content.

Mio’s Wolfpack Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ookami Mio appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret VODs that will make you question reality. Dive into the Yamato Phantasia manga and uncover the mysteries of the pixelated universe.

And don’t even get me started on the group songs and covers. Imagine a creeper jamming out to a killer beat while being serenaded by the angelic voices of our talented members.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a pixelated rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of living in the boring world of dwl? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your dwm dreams!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly trolling unsuspecting newbies.

But that’s not all! We have custom dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to alternate dimensions, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (watch out for his missing arm though).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to dwl and hello to the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless Bob’s hugs get a little too tight).

Torrent Lifesteal: Where stealing lives is just as important as building custom models!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Torrent Lifesteal MMORPG <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/sideeffect/">Server</a>

Join an EPIC new Lifesteal MMORPG Server!

IP	torrentsmp.com
Discord	https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp

Torrent Lifesteal a fully original PvP enabled MMORPG server. It’s the classic Lifesteal genre you know and love but with a twist. This server has many features, some of which include:

Crates
Ranks with many perks
Custom structures
Custom bosses in the structures
Regenerative loot chests in structures ranked from common to mythic
KoTH
Bounties
AFK pit
Teams
Voting rewards
Custom modeled armor and gear
Custom enchants way beyond Vanilla
Unique version of McMMO skills with our own lore
Custom generated terrain in the Overworld and the End
Much more to even begin listing, full breakdown at https://wiki.torrentsmp.com/

This new Lifesteal server launches OFFICIALLY tomorrow at 12:00 PM EST!! Be one of the first players to explore our amazing server and get extremely overpowered!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Lifesteal?	Lifesteal is a genre of gameplay where players can gain health by dealing damage to opponents.
What time does the server launch?	The server launches officially at 12:00 PM EST tomorrow.
Are there custom structures in the server?	Yes, the server features custom structures with unique bosses.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP torrentsmp.com
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, the server is a PvP enabled MMORPG with many unique features.

Toriyama’s FunCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the mind of Motomu Toriyama on a sugar high!

Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride rainbow unicorns, and build a house made entirely of cheese! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this insane world created by Motomu Toriyama /v/ros!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – Post ITT if you love eggs

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	1555	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mines Excavated:	3008	Dragon Eggs Found:	755

Are you an egg-ceptional Minecraft player who loves eggs more than anything else in the world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our egg-citing Minecraft server where everything revolves around eggs.

From egg-splosive PvP battles where you can throw eggs at your enemies, to egg-themed building competitions where you can create the most egg-cellent structures, this server has it all.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret egg dungeon hidden somewhere on the server, filled with rare and valuable egg-related treasures. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the ultimate egg prize?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this egg-straordinary Minecraft server and let the egg-stravaganza begin!

Land-officially Better SMP: Now with Even More Mods and Adulting!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8010
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2768

Minecraft Server
Server Version	BTA 7.1_01
Server Location	Northeastern United States
Server Status	24/7 uptime

FAQ

1. What version of Minecraft does the server run?

The server runs on BTA 7.1_01.

2. What are the basic rules of the server?

Don’t be evil, don’t grief, and don’t steal.

3. Where is the server hosted?

The server is hosted in the northeastern United States.

4. Is the server active?

As a small and new server, there is not much activity yet, but we hope to change that.

5. Will my whitelist be revoked due to inactivity?

No, your whitelist will not be revoked due to inactivity.

6. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TFxmQQC5dF.

CraftyHill Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6270
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s always right about everything? Look no further! Our server is so on point, even Hillary Clinton is promoting us with her new merch! Join us and sip tea with Hillary herself as we celebrate the downfall of ex-president Donald Trump, who was convicted of felony charges. Our server is so lit, even the former secretary of state can’t resist! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we’re always right about everything! #TeaWithHillary #TrumpWho? #BestMinecraftServerEver

HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	762253	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Hell itself? Look no further than our server, where we bring you the Slut Vaggie EditionOP Template! Join us in a world where demons are trying to rehabilitate themselves to reduce overpopulation in Hell.

But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo, a demon Imp running his own assassin business with his crew in Helluva Boss style. Can they survive each other while running a startup in the fiery depths?

Download the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss pilots to get a taste of the madness. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our booru for some spicy fan art.

Join us now for a hell of a good time – just make sure you don’t get too cozy with any demons, they might just steal your diamonds!

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