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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	998781	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	9501
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplaying ThreadGym Edition! Join us for some steamy Minecraft action as we work out our muscles and our imaginations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with sexy NPCs. They had to seduce their way out of danger, and let’s just say things got hot and heavy real quick.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater love cave where players can engage in mermaid roleplays, complete with fishy kisses and underwater cuddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare dolphin companion to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and unexpected twists. Just remember to bring your imagination and a sense of humor – things are about to get spicy!

DadIssues Minecraft Server

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DadIssues, emotions, family, father daughter, forgiveness, Honesty, love, Minecraft, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	33100	Farms Harvested:	958
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

achievement, celebrating achievements, Communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, GitGudDaughter, MineCraftMama, motivation, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Setting goals, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage development, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, tough love

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	291
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

MayoRage Minecraft Server

anger, beheading, brutality, city mayor, Community, Corruption, crime, disgust, Government, Justice, law enforcement, MayoRage, mexico, Minecraft, mourning, Outrage, political violence, public outcry, Public Safety, Server, social unrest, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Items Found:	8078

LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Emeralds Found:	8089
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magic Items Found:	2236
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

funtime.deadtime.site

Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	185	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣