GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

adorable, animal, cute, domesticated, farm animal, funny, Goat, goat appreciation, goat behavior, goat farm, goat gazing, goat lover, goat meme, goat owner, goat video, goat watching, GoatCraft, hilarious, Livestock, mammal, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate, viral goat

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

Smowgli’s Catnip Kingdom – No Dummies Allowed!

Aether, Alexes Mobs, Allowed, Ars Nouveau, Capture the Flag, Catnip, Caves, Chill, close-knit, Community, Create, device limitations, Dummies, Forge, Game Nights, Kingdom, Let’s Do, Modded, Movie Nights, queer-friendly, Small, Smowglis, unclaimed land, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Potions Brewed:	167	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to Smowgli’s Catdumb!

We’re a small, queer-friendly, close-knit Community looking for more chill people to hang out with 😀

Server Overview:

Server Type	Description
Vanilla Realm	A vanilla realm, smaller than the modded server, great for those looking for a less modded experience. Filled with unclaimed land for building.
Modded Server	Has most active players and a thriving community. Features over 100 popular forge mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, Aether, Alexes Mobs + Caves, and more. Players can live in towns or venture out into the wilderness.

Upcoming Events:

Game Nights
Movie Nights
Capture the Flag event in the works

If you’re interested, come join us in Smowgli’s Catdumb 😀

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ePNsPK3t

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What type of servers do you have?	We have a vanilla realm and a modded server with over 100 forge mods.
Are you a queer-friendly community?	Yes, we are a small, queer-friendly community.
Do you have game nights and movie nights?	Yes, we have regular game nights, movie nights, and other events like Capture the Flag in the works.
How can I join Smowgli’s Catdumb?	You can join our Discord server using the link provided above.

MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

10x, astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Brilliance, calculation, cleverness, cognitive ability, estimation, Fun, GENIUS, INTELLECT, intellectual prowess, intelligence, iq, Mathcraft, Mathematics, mental capacity, savvy, Server, sharp, Smart, Superiority

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Players Killed by Monsters:	1932	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

The SMP Kingdom of vgh Britannia

Britannia, Kingdom, long tail tags, smp, VGH

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3510	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.

So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BralessCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, aita, Archaic, attire, braless, BralessCraft, casual attire, delivery guys, home deliveries, home delivery guy, husband’s concern, loose fitted tshirt, Minecraft, movies, OFFENDED, provoking, psychos, Safety, Server, skin, slacks, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mines Excavated:	4860	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland!

BlockyLoveTriangle

Beach, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, college, Confrontation, Drama, family vacation, misunderstanding, naked, outing, overreacting, Proposal, shower, Summer, Switch, Trust, uno, vacation ruined

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crops Grown:	8990

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this 23-year-old woman caught her brother and boyfriend naked in the outdoor shower on a family vacation!

Imagine the chaos of trying to explain that situation to your parents, just like trying to explain why you need to join our server for the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you like her family did – we’ll embrace your wild side and welcome you with open arms (clothes optional, but not required)!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy stories and unexpected surprises await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those hidden shadows in the outdoor shower – you never know what you might find!

CraftyRussianGuard

Armed Forces, Commander, Conflict, CraftyRussianGuard, Crisis, Defense, Deplete, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military forces, military power, military strategy, National Guard, offensive capabilities, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more offensive capabilities than russia! our national guard commander is a pro at pvp and will lead us to victory against any enemy mobs or players that dare to challenge us. we have crazy events like “battle of the blocks” where you have to fight with only your fists and “build-off bonanza” where you have to build the most outrageous structure in a limited time. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Commercial2Famous

Acting, Actors, advertising, brand promotion, Careers, Celebrity, celebrity endorsements, Commercial2Famous, commercials, commercials industry, endorsements, entertainment industry, Fame, famous actors, Hollywood, Marketing, Media, movies, success, talent, television

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, imagine you’re an actor, right? you start off doing these lame commercials for like, i don’t know, cat food or something. but then you get all famous and start doing big movies and tv shows. but get this, once you’re like super mega famous, you go BACK to doing commercials! crazy, right?

well, that’s kinda like our minecraft server. we start off all chill and fun, just like those early commercials. but as you play and level up, things get more intense and exciting, just like when you hit the big time in hollywood. and once you reach the tippy top of our server, you’ll be doing crazy cool stuff that’ll make you feel like a superstar!

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll end up being the brad pitt of block building or the meryl streep of mining. anything is possible in our wacky world!

PixelPurity: NoSexEdNoProbLem!

ABSTINENCE, Abstinence-only sex education, comprehensive sex education, Conversation, education approaches, Effectiveness, gender differences, higher pornography use, Impacts, NoSexEdNoProbLem, PixelPurity, pornography use, relationships, research findings, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual health, sexuality education, societal norms, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2523

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we build giant statues of naked creepers and have wild parties with villagers! Abstinence-only sex ed? Nah, we only teach about the birds and the bees in the most scandalous way possible. Rumor has it, joining our server will make you a pro at finding diamonds AND increase your knowledge of naughty videos. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels!

Severation SMP

Minecraft SMP Whitelisted Semi-Vanilla PaperMC 18+ Survival Vanilla Multiplayer Community Plugins Economy PVP Building Redstone Biomes Exploration Adventure Resource pack Customization, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on PaperMC. We have few and simple rules, focused on creating a healthy and friendly SMP experience, such as no griefing or stealing.

mc.severation.net:25566

Terrarealm Survival Server

admin store, Beta, Economy, Europe, Factions, Minecraft, play.terrarealm.net., Player Market, Premium Only, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Terrarealm Survival Server, Towny, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9093
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Emeralds Found:	4791
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

We are back! And this time its going to be SMP style close to pure survival experience

INFO Version: 1.21 **BETA** Premium Only Server Located in Europe IP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

NO ADMIN STORE Instead of admin store, there will be a player market where players can create

play.terrarealm.net:10101

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