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AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Enchantments Applied:	236	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	128	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

alarm clock, alarm tag, alarm use, Anon, anon alarm clock, anon clock, anon use, Anons, Call, clock anon, clock tag, clock use, long tail tag, Minecraft, smp, use alarm clock, use long tail, wake, which alarm clock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	142

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ores Mined:	4967	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	35	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7524	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!