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Mom’s Dine-Out Dislike Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DineOut, Dinner, Disappointment, dislike, emotions, family, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moms, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Server, Surprise, vacation, vacation memories

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Mines Excavated:	1626	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to surprise you with unexpected guests at dinner! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and drama-free gameplay.

Our server is so awesome, even your mom will want to join in on the fun! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure she respects your boundaries and doesn’t crash your virtual party. Plus, we have a special feature where you can blurt out “I do not like this, I do not like this at all” in Dutch whenever things get intense.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will log on and offer some sage advice while you build your virtual empire. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the craziness – join our server today!

HusbandHavocMC

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Explanation, family, following, husband, HusbandHavocMC, in-laws, Late, LEAVING, misunderstanding, overjoyed., Pregnant, shopping, Upset, work, Yelling

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when MIL thought she could control our sleep schedule.

Immerse yourself in a world where in-laws go overboard with shopping and demand you take their stuff NOW, even if you overslept and they invited you over. Will you stand your ground like a boss or run away like a chicken? The choice is yours on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating family dynamics in a virtual world, where you never know what crazy situation will pop up next. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of in-law drama in Minecraft!

VenezuelaBlockParty

accusations, Allies, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Electoral Process, foreign policy, Government, international community, international relations, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, Obstructing, political interference, president, sanctions, united states, US sanctions, Venezuela, VenezuelaBlockParty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we sanction 16 allies of the president for not voting for the chicken as the new leader of the server. we take elections very seriously here, so if you want to avoid being sanctioned, make sure you vote for the chicken too. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons for those who are brave enough to find it. so come on down and join the craziest server in all of minecraft!

The Last Human’s Minecraft Party

end of humanity, existentialism, final human, future of humanity, human existence, human extinction, human mortality, Humanity, humans, last human, last person, Minecraft, mortality, Party

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so why not spend your remaining days on our epic minecraft server where you can build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks and ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers?

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical potions that will make you invincible in PvP battles. plus, our resident wizard can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies with just a flick of his wand.

join us and become the ultimate ruler of the minecraft universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). come on, what are you waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, so you might as well have some fun before it all goes to hell in a handbasket.

Tree Top Towns ADHD-Free

ADHDFree, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, childhood behavior, children, cognitive development., community design, environmental factors, green spaces, lower ADHD risk, mental health, natural surroundings, Nature, neurodevelopment, outdoor environment, outdoor play, physical activity, positive effects, study, Top, Towns, Tree, Tree-covered neighborhoods, Urban planning

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	309795
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where trees are the key to unlocking your child’s full potential! our tree-covered neighborhoods are scientifically proven to lower adhd risk in children!

imagine your kid running around in a forest, mining diamonds and slaying creepers, all while their brain is getting a workout from the fresh air and greenery.

our server is like a virtual nature retreat for your little ones, where they can explore, build, and grow in a safe and stimulating environment. plus, who knows, maybe all that tree-hugging will turn them into the next minecraft mastermind!

so why wait? join now and watch your child’s neurodevelopment blossom like a beautiful oak tree in the springtime!

What is the IP for EazySpeezy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	354	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	162	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

EazySpeezy is a talented rapper and producer known for his unique flow and catchy beats. Hailing from Los Angeles, he has quickly made a name for himself in the underground hip-hop scene with his thought-provoking lyrics and infectious energy on stage. EazySpeezy continues to push the boundaries of the genre with his innovative sound and dynamic performances.

Elemental Network

active community, Adventure, Bedwars, Combat, Competition, Cross-Play, custom maps, elemental chaos, Factions, Gaming, KitPvP, Mini Games, multiplayer, online gaming, Plugins, power ups, PvP, Roleplay, Server, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	180	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to Elemental Network, a Minecraft server where the elements collide in epic Bedwars battles! Join forces with your friends or face off against rivals in intense, fast-paced matches that will test your strategy, teamwork, and combat skills. Whether you’re a seasoned Bedwars veteran or a newcomer looking to prove yourself, our server offers a dynamic and thrilling experience with custom maps, unique power-ups, and an active community. Dive into the elemental chaos and see if you have what it takes to dominate the battlefield on Elemental Network!

94.136.188.93:25001

Ateon

Anarchy, Ateon, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Potions Brewed:	183

Ateon is a server dedicated to providing a smooth and enjoyable multiplayer experience on the latest and greatest version of Minecraft.

play.ateon.uk

Brazil Mutts Minecraft Server

#youtube, Aichi, Aichi prefecture, animal welfare, Animals, Brazil, Brazil dogs, Brazil mutts, containment facility, containment slam, Dogs, Minecraft, mutts, pet adoption, prefecture, rescue, rescue dogs, Server, Shelter, stray animals, stray dogs, Video

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a pack of Brazil mutts? Look no further than our containment slam in Aichi prefecture! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for building insane structures out of bananas. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to a hidden diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. So come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild world of Brazil mutts and mayhem!

Brown Muslims Minecraft SMP Jannies

Anon, Anonymity, BROWN, brown muslims, controversial topics, cyberbullying, DELETED, Hate Speech, internet trolls, Islamophobia, jannies, jerking off, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Moderation, muslims, offensive content, online forums, online harassment, racism, smp, social media, Thread, tranny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with jannies who are actually brown muslims, trannies jerking off, and so much more! Who needs regular old Minecraft gameplay when you can have all this chaos and hilarity instead? Join now for a server experience like no other!