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Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Animals Bred:	70
Zombie Dances:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	194
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Votes:	1126	Meteorites Collected:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7976
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	2099

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8040
Towns Built:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	356	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness