Goat SPACE ASS Minecraft SMP

animal body part, animal rear end, animal reproductive system, ass, Goat, goat anatomy, goat behavior, goat breeding, goat care, goat diet, goat eyes, goat farming, goat health, goat hooves, Goat Horns, goat meat, goat milk production, goat species, goat tail, goat wool, Livestock, long tail tags: farm animal, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to Goat ASS, the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is literally a giant goat’s butt. Yes, you heard that right. You’ll spawn right in the middle of a massive goat’s derriere, because why not?

2. Our main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but goat poop. That’s right, you can trade in piles of goat droppings for rare items and resources. Just don’t ask where we get all that poop from…

3. The server owner is actually a goat in disguise. Rumor has it that they can type with their hooves and build epic structures with their horns. Don’t question it, just go with it.

4. We have regular events where players compete in goat-themed challenges, like goat racing, goat milking, and goat yoga. It’s a wild and wacky time for all involved.

5. The Nether on our server is not filled with lava and dangerous mobs, but with endless fields of rainbow-colored goats. They frolic and prance around, spreading joy and glitter wherever they go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as absurd as it is entertaining, come join Goat ASS today! Just be prepared for a truly bizarre and unforgettable gaming experience.

The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Animals, countryside, cute animals, domestic animals, farm animals, goat behavior, goat breeds, goat care, goat cheese, goat farming, goat meat, goat milk, goat products, Goats, hooved animals, horned animals, Livestock, Mammals, Minecraft, Rural life, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BlockyBallotBrawl

acceptable, allegations, BlockyBallotBrawl, certain groups, Claims, democratic stability, democrats, election fraud, election fraud claims, erode, findings, Heighten, heighten support, political elites, political violence, republicans, Support, support for violence, violence

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy drama-filled world? well, do i have the server for u! join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where election fraud claims are flying left and right and u gotta choose sides to survive. are u a republican ready to fight for what u believe in, even if it means resorting to violence? or are u a democrat trying to keep the peace and save the server from chaos? come join us and see where ur allegiance lies in this insane world of political drama and minecraft madness. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidwestMingle Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2558
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Are you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2381
Dimension Hops:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest regret, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on regrets, regret, RegretCraft, self-forgiveness, Server, should have done differently, what if, wish I could go back

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, you should! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle the heat. We’ve got diamond ore blocks raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join now and say goodbye to regrets, unless your regret is not joining our server earlier, in which case, you’re still screwed.

CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8136	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!

CarHouseCraft

car size, CarHouseCraft, creative thinking, Dimensions, House, innovative idea, interior design, mind-boggling, new perspective, out of the box, perspective, roof, Size Comparison, space utilization, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Transportation, unconventional concept, unique perspective, vehicle size, vertical cars

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crops Grown:	6795	Runes Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS STACKED VERTICALLY INSIDE HOUSES, THEY SO BIG THEY GO THRU DA ROOF! U CAN RACE UR FRIENDS TO DA TOP AND SEE WHO CAN TOUCH DA SKY FIRST! IT’S A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON CAR SIZE, U WON’T BELIEVE UR EYES! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE FOR URSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE!

VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magic Items Found:	7744
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!

Karlsson’s Vanilla SMP: Where we sneak in vegetables to make it more fun! Season 3 now live! Join our 18+ crew today!

+18, 10k World border, Anti-grief measures, Community, content creators, CREW, Custom armor statues, Discord, Europe, Fun, java, java edition, Join, Karlssons, Live, mini blocks, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Papermc, Season, season 3, shopping district, smp, sneak, Streamers, Today, Vanilla, VEGETABLES, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchantments Applied:	70
Dimension Hops:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 has just launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.

Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.

Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.

Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.

Shopping District: Enjoy community-driven shopping district.

10k World Border: Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.

Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.

Map Resets: Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)

Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.

Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

DawnCraft Minecraft Server

Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, fight club, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV News, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Linkshells, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monthly Male Meetup, online events, patch notes, Resources, sephirot, Server, Shirogane, The Wolf of Wallstreet, Tuliyollal, Tural Thread Throwdown

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the satania edition where you can experience patch notes that will make your head spin!

We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. Want to participate in in-game events? How about the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups where you can hang out with other players like never before. From Tural Thread Throwdown to Monthly Male Meetup watching The Wolf of Wallstreet and Fight Club, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

HopelessCraft Minecraft Server

Abandoned, bleak outlook, defeated, Despair, Disappointment, discouragement, doubt, Failure, Forlorn, FORSAKEN, Frustration, Hope, HopelessCraft, lost cause, Minecraft, Negativity, no chance, pessimism, piece of shit, Server, Struggling, uncertainty, Worthless

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and insanity that will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with enchanted swords, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant, fire-breathing llama boss that guards a treasure trove of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cactus Cult, a group of players who worship the almighty cactus god and will stop at nothing to protect their prickly deity. Join their ranks and gain access to exclusive cactus-themed gear and secret rituals that will make your enemies tremble in fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace the madness – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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