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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in a General LOLz

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than our server, where the early access is happening on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration going on until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT – who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0, so you can travel to different regions in the blink of an eye. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event – show off your skills and dominate the competition!

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, come join one of our meetups – from crafting meetups to spooky clubs and even Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows what kind of wild events and collaborations we’ll have next – the sky’s the limit on our server!

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	335118
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Emeralds Found:	6193
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Animals Bred:	103	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
New Chunks Explored:	74048	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

Abilities, Adventure, Character, Class, Elemental, FANTASY, gameplay, Healer, Magic, magic user, Minecraft, mystical, Nature, Quest, role playing, role-playing game, RPG, Shaman, shamans, Sheep, Spells, SPIRITUAL, Tribal, video game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	193966	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

autism, behavioral therapy, blocky, Brains, cognitive development., communication difficulties, creativity, developmental delay, diagnoses, Diagnosis, diagnostic criteria, early intervention, early signs, genetic testing, meets, motor skills, neurodevelopmental disorder, Questionable, repetitive behaviors, sensory processing, sensory sensitivities, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, special education, speech delay

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4921	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!