goalkeepers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

athletes, athletic skills, Competition, Defenders, football, football matches, football players, football teams, goalkeepers, left, left side, Minecraft, Players, professional athletes, right side, smp, soccer games, Soccer players, soccer teams, sports, sports players, sports positions, Sportsmanship, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	119
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

Flavorful Blood Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, BIZARRE, Blood, Concept, different flavor, Ethereal, FANTASY, Flavorful, Idea blood, imagination, MAGICAL, mind-bending, Minecraft, Mysterious, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reality Marble, smp, speculative concept, speculative fiction, Supernatural, surreal, UBW, Unique, World Eggs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	8281
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for carrots. Don’t mess with them though, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a llama spit attack.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, CHEESE! Imagine building your base out of cheddar or mining for diamonds in a block of gouda.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken uprising). Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraft Bday Bash!

Affair, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, custody battle, Decision making, emotional detachment, emotional trauma, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, judgment, Love and affection, parental betrayal, relationships, sibling relationships, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and baby half-siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no judgment for not loving your dad’s secret love child.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any cheating scandals or family obligations. Plus, we have virtual parties that don’t involve awkward interactions with relatives trying to guilt trip you into bonding with a baby you have no interest in.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind! Who needs family celebrations when you can have a creeper party instead? See you in the game!

DieForDiamonds Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, Commitment, Country, courage, DieForDiamonds, Duty, FAITH, family, freedom, Honor, Integrity, Justice, life purpose, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Principles, sacrifice, Selflessness, smp, VALUES, worth dying for

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Towns Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing worth dying for is a diamond sword? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you’re ready to risk your virtual life for the most ridiculous reasons. From fighting off zombie hordes for a chance to win a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-A-Lot, to participating in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the killer bunnies!), and even a hidden society of talking cows who will trade you rare items for a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even die for the most outrageous reasons imaginable. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero who saves the server from the wrath of the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

AngryCrafters

absurd triggers, AngryCrafters, bizarre reactions, comical fury, funny tantrums, irrational behavior, laughable rage, nonsensical irritations, outrageous outbursts, ridiculous anger, silly reasons

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to witness the most epic meltdowns over the silliest reasons. One time, someone got mad because their pet pig in the game wouldn’t stop staring at them while they were building a house. Another player threw a fit because they couldn’t find any diamonds in the first five minutes of playing. Trust us, the drama on this server is better than any reality TV show. So if you’re looking for a good laugh and some wild entertainment, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

MissileMadnessMC

arms race, Cold War tensions, Defense, Geopolitics, innovation, international relations, launch site, Military, MissileMadnessMC, new, nuclear weapons, nuclear-powered missile, probable, researchers, russia, scientific discovery, SECURITY, Strategic, Technology, U.S, weapons technology

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	362	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is the bomb diggity, just like Russia’s new nuclear-powered missile! We got researchers up in here finding launch sites and shiz, just like we be finding diamonds in them caves! Join this server for a chance to be part of a top secret mission to launch your own nuclear-powered missile in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have nukes, amirite? So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, anything is possible!

DreamCraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, computer graphics, creativity, deep learning, digital art, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream simulation, dream visualization, DreamCraft, dreams, future technology, imagination, machine learning, neural networks, Server, subconscious, Technology, video generation, virtual reality, visual representation

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

u ever wanted to enter the wacky world of minecraft on steroids? well look no further, cuz our server is the place to be! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a marshmallow scepter.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them how to do the llama dance, a secret ritual that grants you unlimited diamonds for life.

come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond-laying chickens? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

What is the IP for 8-BitRyan Minecraft Server?

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Votes:	1947	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	19981	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

8-BitRyan is a popular British YouTuber known for his gaming content, particularly in horror games. With a laid-back and humorous style, he has amassed a large following on his channel where he provides gameplay commentary, reaction videos, and Let’s Plays. His engaging personality and genuine reactions have endeared him to fans who enjoy watching him tackle a variety of games with enthusiasm and wit.

Levian Nexus: Where our mods are as wild as our North American players!

American, atm 10, atm10.levian.nexus, BM Revelations ii, bmrev.levian.nexus, ftb revelation, ftb stoneblock 3, Levian, Modded, Mods, Nexus, north, North America, pa2.levian.nexus, Players, Project Architect 2, revelation.levian.nexus, smp, stoneblock.levian.nexus, v0.44, v1.10.0, v1.2.0, v3.6, v3.6.0, Wild

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ores Mined:	4551
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

System Specs
Intel i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1tb NVME SSD
5 terabyte hard drives for backups

Modpacks	Pack version	IP to join
Project Architect 2	v3.6	pa2.levian.nexus
ATM 10	v0.44	atm10.levian.nexus
FTB Stoneblock 3	v1.10.0	stoneblock.levian.nexus
FTB Revelation	v3.6.0	revelation.levian.nexus
BM Revelations ii	v1.2.0	bmrev.levian.nexus

4chan Minecraft Server – Happening Everyday

4chan, cyber world, digital age, digital interaction, digital society, everyday, Happening, internet addiction, internet behavior, internet culture, internet phenomenon, Meme culture, Minecraft, modern technology, online communication, Online Community, online forums, online presence, Server, social media, Technology, virtual communities, virtual reality, Wizardry

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a mere mortal and ready to level up to complete wizardry? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and witness magical creatures roaming the land, flying pigs raining from the sky, and diamond armor that makes you invincible (except against creepers, they’re still a pain).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig with the power to grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on delicious tacos while battling ghasts and zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Leave 4chan behind and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate wizard of the server!

SluttyWomenMCServer

Country, culture, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender, global perspectives, International, Misogyny, relationships, sexism, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, Sexuality, slut shaming, sluttiest women, SluttyWomenMCServer, social norms, society, Stereotypes, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! We have the sluttiest women from all over the world, ready to show off their blocky curves and steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and pixelated seduction. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us now!