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Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8082
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Spears Created:	26

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

Average, Ballin, Balls, Count, distribution, Earth, equivalence, Global, human beings, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, people, planet, Population, Quantity, Ratio, same amount, spherical objects, statistics, world, worldwide

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Farms Harvested:	186	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8298
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

Accelerating Rate, Dark, Dark Energy, ENERGY, Expansion, Kinetic, kinetic energy, misidentification, Needed, scientists, Space, Universe’s Expansion, VARIATIONS

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, attraction, confusion, Divine, divine purpose, FAITH, FemmeCraft, Gender Identity, God’s Plan, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, non-binary, personal growth, Questioning, religious beliefs, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Spiritual Journey, Transgender

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Farms Harvested:	113
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

/r/s, 2024.., celebration, christmas, christmas eve, Community, Day, DECEMBER, favourite image, Festive, holiday, image, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Play, post, R/a/dio Thread #12, Radio, Santas, Show, smp, Thread, tradition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9628	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.