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Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5531
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

LatinVotania Minecraft Server

Accountability, activism, Brazil, colombia, Demand, Democracy, Government, international relations, join statement, Latin America, LatinVotania, mexico, Minecraft, opposition, Petition, Politics, Release, Server, solidarity, south america, Support, transparency, Venezuela, voting records

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

come join dis server if u want to be part of a epic quest to find da lost treasure of da ancient llama warriors. we got llamas wearing sombreros and dancing salsa, it’s a fiesta every day! plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village full of tacos and pinatas.

also, did i mention we have a giant floating taco in da sky that rains guacamole? yea, it’s pretty epic. and if u join now, u can be part of our epic battle against da evil taco-stealing banditos.

so come on down to our server and let’s have a crazy time together, viva la fiesta! 🌮💃🏻🎉

MiddleEastMadness

additional, Allies, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, escalation, fighters, foreign policy, global tensions, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMadness, Military, Navy warships, pentagon, SECURITY, strategic deployment, Support, united states

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8329	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Farms Harvested:	872
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	2712
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

join this epic minecraft server, where we got so many fighters and warships, you’ll think you in the middle east! we got pentagon on speed dial, ready to deploy them at a moment’s notice. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs diamonds when you got navy warships, right? let’s goooooooo!

DocBlockCraft

Beliefs, BIAS, DocBlockCraft, Doctor, doctor-patient interaction, health topics, Healthcare, healthcare beliefs, healthcare communication, healthcare provider, information sharing, judgment, medical judgment, medical professionals, mistaken beliefs, negative perception, patient, patient experience, patient-doctor relationship, physician attitude, study

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, if u feel ur doctor be judgin u, join dis server cuz we don’t judge! we luv all da crazies and weirdos who believe in wacko stuff. like, if u think eatin dirt is good for u or if u think u can cure a cold by dancin naked under da moon, we got ur back! we be all about acceptin all da nutjobs and their wild ideas. come join us and be free to be as crazy as u want, no doctor judgin here, just good times and weird beliefs.

Turnabout SMP: Semi-Spicy Vanilla Server for the confused chickens who forgot the {Whitelist} {Hermitcraft-like} seasoning mix!

24/7 uptime, A Shopping and Minigames District, Active Playerbase, Age Minimum, Anti-Stealing, chickens, Community Building, Confused, custom music disc, discord server, Events, Forgot, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Hermitcraftlike, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minecraft server, Mix, Mob and Player Heads, one player sleep, Redstone, Seasoning, Semi Vanilla, semi vanilla server, SemiSpicy, Server, smp, Turnabout, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Animals Bred:	88	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Turnabout SMP Server Overview

Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

We are a whitelisted server and have an age minimum of 16 years old. Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore! Join us at https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Join our Discord server at the link provided and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have anti-griefing plugins in place to protect the server and ensure a positive experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join Turnabout SMP?

A: Yes, players must be at least 16 years old to join the server.

Q: What are Mayoral Elections on the server?

A: Mayoral Elections are events where players can run for mayor of specific districts on the server and have the opportunity to lead and organize events within their district.

MineTransit Minecraft Server

#sustainability, accessibility, bus, carpooling, city, commuting, convenience, cost effective, eco-friendly, Environment, Infrastructure, metro, Minecraft, MineTransit, public transportation, Server, Subway, traffic, Train, Tram, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	941
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7975
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of riding the same old boring bus or train to work or school? Well, hop on board our Minecraft server and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever! Our server is like a magical teleportation device that will whisk you away to a world of endless adventure and excitement.

Imagine this – instead of waiting at a crowded bus stop, you could be exploring vast, beautiful landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures with your friends. And the best part? No more delays or cancellations! Our server runs 24/7, so you can jump on anytime and start your Minecraft journey.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew that pixelated creatures could bust a move like that?

So why waste your time on public transportation when you could be living your best Minecraft life on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to boring commutes forever!

BigBlockSMP – “Minecraft SMP: It’s Too Big”

big, BigBlockSMP, COLOSSAL, enormous, excessively large, extremely big, Gigantic, HUGE, Immense, immense size, Large, mammoth, Massive, massive size, Minecraft, overly large, overly massive, oversized, overwhelmingly large, smp, substantial, too big, vast

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4645
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing on puny little Minecraft servers where you can practically see the edge of the world from spawn? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so massive, you’ll need a compass, a map, and a GPS just to navigate your way around. We’ve got biomes so big, you could get lost for days and never find your way back. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the fact that you might get eaten by a giant mutant chicken or fall into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the experience! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get lost in the biggest, baddest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Dad’sHouseDrama

brother, co owner, DadsHouseDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Estate, Expenses, Fairness, family, Grandchild, House, income, Inheritance, market value., ownership dispute, property ownership, property tax, rental property, sibling, Will, wills and trusts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over inheritance? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to claim half of it!

On our server, you can create your own virtual house and pass it down to your favorite blocky grandchild without any legal battles. No need to worry about property taxes or splitting expenses – it’s all fun and games here!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special bonus: a diamond pickaxe that can mine through any sibling rivalry. Build, explore, and conquer without any drama – only on our Minecraft server!

JobListingRedFlags Minecraft SMP

employment, job advertisement, job application, job description, job fraud, job hunting, Job Interview, Job listings., job market, Job Opportunities, job posting, job qualifications, job requirements, job scams, Job Search, job search tips, JobListingRedFlags, Minecraft, red flags, red flags in job listings, smp, warning signs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on llamas and the creepers wear top hats!

Looking for red flags in job listings? How about red flags in our server include: – If you see a chicken juggling TNT, run for your life – If you hear a cow singing opera, you’re in the right place – If you spot a sheep wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita, you’ve hit the jackpot

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few diamond blocks along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

PixelPerfect

attention from others, attractive features, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, beauty trends, body proportions, clear skin, compliments, confident posture, cultural ideals, Dating success, facial symmetry, healthy hair, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, positive reactions, self-esteem boost, signs of being good looking, social media likes, stylish clothing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	141	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	165	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by ugly Minecraft characters with bad fashion sense? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most attractive players! We have a strict “no ugly skins allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be in the company of only the most visually pleasing avatars.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret modeling agency in disguise. Top fashion designers from around the world come to our server to scout for new talent, so if you’ve ever dreamed of becoming a Minecraft supermodel, this is your chance!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Beauty Queen Pig, who roams the land in search of the most beautiful players to crown as her royal subjects. So if you want to be a part of her glamorous court, join our server today and start strutting your stuff!

CraftyCreeperz: Iran vs Israel

aggression, Allies, Attack, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, potential conflict, SECURITY, Tension, threat, U.S. forces, Wsp

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the stakes are HIGH and the drama is REAL? Well, lemme tell ya bout this crazy server where U.S. forces are legit moving toward Israel because Iran be talkin smack and threatening to attack! Like, bruh, you gotta join this server just to see what happens next! Will there be a full-on war or will the players band together to stop the madness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement on any other server! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in epic Minecraft fashion!