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Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

600 pound man, agility, Athletic, chunky, Craft, CREEPERS, Defense, Endurance, explode, goalie, goalkeeping, guard, Hockey, ice hockey, Laughter, Men, Net, Physical fitness, Pound, SIZE, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, strength, team sports, teamwork, Unconventional, unconventional tactics, weight

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	4629
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Votes:	2395
Emeralds Found:	5516	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

Adventure, Chernobyl…but, dont, Forge, Fresh, Frontier, Griefing, HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Ip:, Join, Launch, meets, Message, Minecraft, Modded, modern look, Nuclear, nuclear reactors, refineries, resource packs, Scape and run parasites, Server, update mods, warmongering, Wars, worry

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	8175

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, association, blocky, Brain, Cognitive, Experience, Familiar, familiar face., flashback, Identity, Lacey Fletcher, Laceys, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, recall, recognition, Recollection, remember, reminder, Repetition, Server, thought

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Votes:	3068

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

BroHouse Minecraft Server

aita, Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCookz

advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Votes:	7687
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Philosophical, Server, Temporal, thought experiment, time machine, time travel, timewarp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3217
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!