Go woke Go broke – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

WokeCraft Minecraft Server
cancelled games, DEI, employees, ESG, FLAK, Go woke Go broke, high-profile, Jap company, Japan, LGBT parades, licensed games, massive failure, Minecraft, persecuted, praise, SBI, Server, society collapse, sweet baby inc, Toyota, unknown 9, woke lefties, WokeCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!
But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!
So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

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FiancéTaxi Minecraft Server
12 hour shifts, Communication, compromise, Dizzy, Driving, Fiance, FiancéTaxi, Flaky, insomnia, lack of sleep, medication, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Server, shifts, taxi, tired, tiredness, Transportation, twitchy muscles, work
Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of work, just like our friend here who works 12-hour shifts and still manages to find time to play. Need a break from reality? Join our server and let your creativity run wild.
Forget about driving your fiancé to work after a sleepless night – on our server, you can teleport anywhere you want with just a click! No more dizziness, muscle twitches, or lack of sleep – just pure, unadulterated fun.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs taxis when you can fly around in creative mode? Let’s build a world where anything is possible – together!

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HamsterHibernationHalt
animal lovers, Animals, Boundaries, children, consideration, family, hamster, HamsterHibernationHalt, nephew, parenting, pet, pet care, pet owners, Pets, relationships, Respect, Sleep, toddlers, waking up
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sleep for all creatures, big and small? Look no further than our server! We value the beauty of a peaceful slumber so much that we have a strict “no waking up the hamsters” policy.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through a world where even the tiniest of creatures deserve their beauty rest. Our hamsters are the rulers of the land, and waking them up could result in catastrophic consequences (trust us, you don’t want to see a hamster on a rampage).
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with sleepy hamsters and fierce nap battles, join our server now! Just make sure to tip-toe around Boris, our most powerful hamster leader, or you might find yourself in a nap-induced nightmare.

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MemoryLaneMinecraftSMP
age of memory, brain development, childhood memories, cognitive development., earliest memory, early experiences, first recollection, long term memory, memory capacity, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory formation, memory processing., memory retention, memory retrieval, MemoryLaneMinecraftSMP, mental recall, Nostalgia, personal history, Recollection, Reminiscing
Yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna relive your earliest memory of being a fetus in the womb! We got custom mods that will transport you back to the good ol’ days of floating in amniotic fluid and listening to your mom’s heartbeat. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking fetuses who are plotting to take over the server. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together, fetus-style!

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AnimalDeathMatch
animal, AnimalDeathMatch, Capital Punishment, Choice, consequences, controversial topic, death penalty, decision, ethical dilemma, Ethics, EXECUTION, fear, final moments, Justice, Legal System, life or death, moral question, morality, punishment, survival instinct, thought experiment
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only penalty you’ll face is choosing which animal will be your demise! Join us for a wild adventure where you can pick from a variety of crazy creatures to meet your end. Will you choose the ferocious Ender Dragon to go out in a blaze of glory? Or maybe the mischievous Creeper for a explosive send-off? The choice is yours, and the stakes are high! So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate animal showdown.

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TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
bilateral meeting, Canadian, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, MONDAY, North America, official visit, Political Visit, president, Server, state visit, summit meeting, trudeau, TrudeauCraft, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian-Canadian relations, Visit
so, liek, u know how ukrainian president say trudeau comin to ukraine on monday? well, dat got us thinkin, if trudeau can visit ukraine, then u can visit our minecraft server! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears. join now and u might even see trudeau building a giant igloo in our server! come on, eh!

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ZeleCraft: Peaceful PvP & NATO Quests
compromise, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., democratic values, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, give up, Government, international relations, leadership transition, nato, NATO membership, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, Peaceful, political leadership, Presidency, PvP, Quests, Ukraine, WILLINGNESS, ZeleCraft, zelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where the president of Ukraine is willing to give up his presidency just for some peace or maybe a sweet NATO membership. like, what even is happening in this world, amirite??? if you wanna be part of this wild ride, join our server and see if you can negotiate some peace deals while building your own little blocky empire. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next president of Ukraine too! just kidding, but seriously, come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even some world peace. or at least some epic minecraft battles. peace out, gamers!

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What is the IP for Carbon Meister Plays Minecraft Server?
carbon, fisch admin, fisch brick rod, fisch guide, fisch guide roblox, fisch new update, fisch roblox, fisch roblox atlantis update, fisch roblox best rod, fisch roblox guide, fisch roblox kraken, fisch roblox leaks, fisch roblox update, fisch tutorial, fisch update, fisch valentines event, fisch volcano, fisch volcano eruption, fish guide roblox, MEISTER, Minecraft, PLAYS, roblox fisch, roblox fisch admin, roblox fisch rods, roblox fisch secret fish, roblox fisch secrets, roblox fisch update, Server
Carbon Meister Plays is a popular gaming content creator known for his entertaining gameplay videos and humorous commentary. With a focus on a variety of games, Carbon Meister Plays has garnered a dedicated following for his engaging content and energetic personality. Stay tuned for more laughs, fun, and thrilling gameplay from Carbon Meister Plays.

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Minecraft Murder: RibbonWorld

Bases, Biomes, border, Community, competitive, desert, Features, Friendly, Government, Griefing, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, playstyles, RibbonWorld, Season, Server, smp, Teams, tundra, Vanilla, War

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Features
– Modified border using only vanilla features
– Keep Inventory
– Hard Difficulty
– Plugins for anti-griefing
– Anti chat reports
– Discord to Minecraft chat
– Crossplay for bedrock players

New Server Season

Currently, the new season features a very long and thin border with a variety of biomes within the 200×2000 blocks strip of land.

Join our Discord server for IP information: https://discord.gg/SXp9DTaNux

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: When did the server reset?

A: The server reset just yesterday, so now is the perfect time to join.

Q: Can I join if I’m new to the server?

A: Yes, we have a range of members with varying experience levels, so everyone is welcome.

Q: Are there any specific rules in the server?

A: While we encourage competition, griefing or destruction of other players’ builds is not allowed. We have plugins in place to prevent and revert such actions.

Cyber City Rising 1.20
Adventure, Asia, blade runner, China, city, Cultural experience, cyber, Cyberpunk Vibes, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, expat life, Exploring, foreign country, futuristic cities, International living, Moving, new beginnings, Relocation, Rising, Technology, travel, uncertainty, urban landscapes
OMG, no way bro! You gotta join this Minecraft server instead! It’s like Blade Runner meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory but with creepers and diamonds instead of Oompa Loompas and golden tickets.
You can build your own cyberpunk city and race flying pigs through neon-lit streets. Plus, the admins are like virtual wizards who grant wishes and turn potatoes into enchanted swords. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question reality in the best way possible.
Forget China, come join us in this crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft server. It’s the virtual adventure of a lifetime that will make you never want to leave. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BashCraft Minecraft Server
Asshole, BashCraft, Birthday Party, celebration, cost, DAUGHTER, Extravagant, financial situation, Friends, Future, golf course, Graduation, Investment, lighthouse, Meaningful, Minecraft, Mother, Popular, reservations, Restaurant, Server, Support, Venue
Are you tired of boring birthday celebrations at fancy restaurants with lighthouses and golf courses? Do you want to avoid inviting people who have excluded you from their events in the past? Then join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday party ever!
On our server, you can invite all your friends and even make new ones without worrying about being left out. Plus, you can save all that money you would have spent on a fancy venue for more important things, like upgrading your Minecraft gear or building a virtual lighthouse of your own!
Don’t be the asshole who spends a fortune on a party that doesn’t feel entirely reciprocal. Join our server and celebrate your birthday in style, without the drama and financial stress. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have Minecraft?

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