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WokeCraft Minecraft Server

cancelled games, DEI, employees, ESG, FLAK, Go woke Go broke, high-profile, Jap company, Japan, LGBT parades, licensed games, massive failure, Minecraft, persecuted, praise, SBI, Server, society collapse, sweet baby inc, Toyota, unknown 9, woke lefties, WokeCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where we embrace ESG/DEI values while canceling high profile games to afford the latest release from Sweet Baby Inc – Unknown 9!

But wait, there’s more! We had an utter massive failure with only a few hundred copies sold on day one, leading to us firing employees in Japan. But fear not, because we praise SBI and the woke lefties as the most powerful and persecuted group in society. Society is on the brink of collapse and this server is EVERYWHERE – even Toyota backpedaled when they faced backlash for hosting LGBT parades!

So come join us on this chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of rainbow sheep plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!

Remember Beelzebub Minecraft SMP

Ancient, beelzebub, Dark, Demon, Devil, Entity, Evil, folklore, Hell, legend, Memory, Minecraft, Mythological, Mythology, Recollection, Religious, remember, Satan, Satanic, smp, Supernatural, underworld

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ores Mined:	2447
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can join a community of players who have all suddenly remembered Beelzebub! That’s right, our server is haunted by the devil himself and he’s here to wreak havoc on our world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of enchanted armor and weapons to protect ourselves from his fiery wrath.

Join us if you dare to face off against Beelzebub and his army of zombie pigmen, who have taken over our Nether realm and turned it into a chaotic inferno. But be warned, Beelzebub is a master of disguise and could be hiding among us, ready to strike when we least expect it.

But it’s not all doom and gloom on our server – we also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where Beelzebub reigns supreme!

Menace II Society Minecraft Server

ASMR VODs, Azura Dulait, Current and upcoming streams, Dorky Yandere, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Gen 1: Indulge, Greentext Archive, Hex Maniac, Hypnotic Cuttlefish, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Menace, Menace II Society Edition, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, society, Stronny Cuttles, transparent head cutouts, Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archive, VAllure, VAllure FAQ, VAllure Friends, VAllure Links, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1611	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most scandalous and seductive Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as the Menace II Society Edition, is filled with a cast of characters that will leave you begging for more.

Join us for a wild ride with Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who will make your crops grow like never before. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who will protect you from any creepers that come your way?

Immy Bisou is our resident Hex Maniac, casting spells and potions to make your Minecraft experience even more magical. And don’t forget about Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will do anything to protect you, even if it means going a little crazy.

But watch out for Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, who will have you mining for diamonds until the cows come home. And if you dare to challenge Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish, be prepared to be mesmerized by his underwater powers.

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner, so you better watch out for some drama! See you in the Minecraft world of madness and mayhem!

Forever Incel Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Community, coping, DATING, incel, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, rejection, relationships, seeking help, self improvement, self love, self worth, smp, social anxiety, stigma, Support, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and transform into a Minecraft chad, attracting all the pixelated babes with your epic builds and redstone skills. Say goodbye to your incel days and hello to a world where you are the ultimate Minecraft player, slaying mobs and hearts left and right.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. Will you be brave enough to face this love-struck specter and earn its eternal gratitude (and maybe some diamonds)?

Join now and leave your incel days behind you! Who needs real-life romance when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

Hogwarts Legacy Minecraft Server

author references, bandwagon bashing, based on work, conscience, Defending, eternal btfo, Game, grow, Hogwarts, Hogwarts Legacy, Join, Legacy, mental illness, Minecraft, Need, references, Server, shitlibs, Side, tags, troons, Turf, Unnecessary, yahtzee

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have enough drama and controversy? Well, look no further because our server is based on the works of an author that shall not be named (but you know who we’re talking about). Join us as we band together to bash this author and their creations, all while building epic structures and battling it out in PvP arenas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a safe space for all those who identify as attack helicopters, unicorns, or even sentient blobs of jello. We welcome all walks of life, no matter how bizarre or outlandish.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about the ethics of mining diamonds or the existential crisis of a creeper. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Fan Comic Minecraft SMP

Comic, Fan, Fan art, fan comic, fan community, fan creation, fan favorite, fan fiction, fan project, fan work, Fandom, fanmade, fanmade artwork, fanmade comic, fanmade content, fanmade creation, Favorite, favorite comic, favorite fan comic, Minecraft, smp, webcomic

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	816202	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	9586	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more betrayals than a Game of Thrones episode. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, backstabbing your friends, and maybe even starting a revolution against the server owner (who may or may not be a secret dictator). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on our SMP, anything can happen – including your favorite fan comic coming to life!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Asian politics, CHARGE, cultural diversity, Democracy, elected, election, electoral system, global leadership, Government, international relations, Japan, leadership, Minecraft, PAJEET, Palace, PIXEL, pm, political commentary, political landscape, Political process, Politics, power dynamics, Server, world affairs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had a Pajeet PM elected as our leader because he was the only one who could tame the creeper infestation. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the most unexpected events unfold. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or discover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

No thanks, Minecraft SMP

above 6/10, consensual sex, DATING, empowerment, Ethics, gender dynamics, hookup culture, Minecraft, modern dating, morality, paying for sex, personal values, relationships, Self Respect, self worth, sexual boundaries, sexual consent, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, Transactional relationships, woke game

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3631
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

Amongus, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Cities, Clans, donation, easter eggs, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, gameplay, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hunger Games, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Lag-free, Magic, Mini Games, Modes, Murdermystery, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Versions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAG1.MCMCMC.NET

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung PF, Br’aaxskin Maps, Christmas Theme Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Game, Empyreum, Events, Femra Companies, final fantasy xiv, Getter Robo, Goblin, Gridania, leviathan, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, patch notes, Resources, Server, Speed Racer Meet-up, True Detective, VGL Cytube, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Gridania? More like BESTdania! Join us for our latest edition, Patch Notes 7.11 where we’ve added flying pigs and exploding sheep!

Looking for resources? We’ve got Femra Companies that will trade you diamonds for cookies, and Linkshells that will connect you with players who have secret treasure maps!

But that’s not all, we have epic meetups and events that will blow your mind! From Getter Robo meetups to Divegrass games, from Casual CC meetups to True Detective watch parties, we’ve got something for everyone!

And mark your calendars for our upcoming Speed Racer Meet-up on Leviathan, where we’ll race around the map in minecarts at lightning speed!

Don’t miss out on the Christmas Theme Mixer on Mateus, where we’ll be building gingerbread houses and battling snow golems!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Last time, we had a blast and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

African American, Beliefs, black Hebrew Israelites, Cadets, Community, culture, FAITH, Hebrew Israelites, Hebrews, heritage, History, Identity, Israelites, Jews, judaism, LARPers, Minecraft, Old Testament, racial identity, Religion, smp, Space, spirituality, theology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).

Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).

So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!