#go-woke-brok Minecraft Servers

#go-woke-brok Minecraft Servers

  • Visionary Realm 1.20.6

    Visionary Realm 1.20.6
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4646
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna be the ruler of Los Angeles in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, okay? Like, seriously, you can be the king of the virtual city and flex on all the other players.

    We got crazy cool builds, like skyscrapers and beaches and stuff. It’s like, totally epic, man.

    And the best part is, you can like, make alliances with other players and form your own little virtual gang. It’s like, virtual gang warfare, bro.

    So, if you wanna be the ultimate boss of Los Angeles in Minecraft, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the chance to rule the virtual world, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

    SisGoneAfter5MthsMC
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 262
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Villages Defended: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with freeloading family members who turn your home into a free-for-all party zone? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can kick out virtual roommates who don’t pull their weight and make your own rules!

    Imagine a world where you can leave a bidet outside the bathroom and see if your virtual roommate will actually take care of it. Will they step up to the challenge or leave it sitting there for days? The drama, the suspense, the virtual passive-aggressive notes!

    But wait, there’s more! You can also give virtual ultimatums, change virtual locks, and even dish out virtual cash for personal expenses. It’s like living with your real family, but without the messy kitchen and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.

    So come join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally be the one in control. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP

    GiantSpookyMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4172
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger than normal! Like, the cows would be as big as houses and the creepers would be like skyscrapers! It would be so epic, you’d never know what crazy giant thing you’ll run into next!

    And get this, there’s a rumor that there’s a secret underground dungeon that’s like the size of a whole freakin’ continent! And inside, there’s a giant diamond block that’s worth a bazillion diamonds! But watch out, because there’s also a giant lava monster guarding it that shoots fireballs the size of school buses!

    But wait, there’s more! The villagers in this SMP are all super smart and have built a whole city in the treetops, with bridges and zip lines connecting everything! And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of ninja pandas that protect the city from evil mobs!

    So come join us on this crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger and 10 times more ridiculous! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyHomeSweetHome

    CraftyHomeSweetHome
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 3383
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering the virtual streets of Minecraft, looking for a place to call home? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never be homeless again! Our spawn point is a luxurious mansion complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (for that extra spicy dip).

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic pranks. Join them if you dare, but beware – they have a tendency to turn everything you own into obsidian.

    If you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends, but watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party (literally).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Come on in and make yourself at home – just watch out for any TNT traps along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCossacks

    CraftyCossacks
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5156
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9082 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian drones are tryna attack it! They think it’s some top secret industrial site near St. Petersburg, but really it’s just our epic server that’s blowing up all over multiple Russian oblasts!

    Join us if you wanna be part of the action, dodging drones and building your own empire in the midst of chaos. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, we got the best community ever – they’ll have your back when those pesky drones come swooping in.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s show those Ukrainian drones who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToxicCraft: Firefighting Zone

    ToxicCraft: Firefighting Zone
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 1427
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where you can escape the toxic PFAS “forever chemicals” and live your best blocky life! if you lived near firefighting training areas in real life, don’t worry, you can still join us and not be doomed to earn 1.7% less in adulthood. our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and craft your way to success without any negative impacts on your economic future. plus, our graduation rate is 1% higher than the real world, so you’ll be a certified blocky genius in no time! join us now and leave those toxic chemicals behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Server26

    Server26
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1818
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Votes: 5021 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name play.server26.net
    Map https://map.server26.net/
    Discord https://server26.net/discord

    Server Features

    Community

    Laid back rules, close-knit community, occasional events, and helpful staff and players.

    Gameplay

    Vanilla feel server with default currency as diamonds, focus on long term projects, no activity threshold, and megabases welcome.

    Specs & Plugins

    Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; running on Paper with GriefPrevention, chest shop plugin, Harbor, and other datapacks and tweaks.

    Rules

    For detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules. TL;DR: Be reasonable and respectful.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server suitable for players under 18? No, the server is strictly for players aged 18 or older.
    Are there any donation perks available? No, there are no donation perks or benefits on this server.
    Can players use warps or set home locations? No, warps and /sethome features are disabled on this server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Euphoric KaleidoGenesis 1.20.3

    Euphoric KaleidoGenesis 1.20.3
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7432
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2045 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, /pcgen3k/! It’s like Phase Connect’s Third Generation: Phase Euphoria, and Phase Kaleido (JP) Eimi’s birthday edition, but in Minecraft form!

    We got all the crazy news, like Eimi’s birthday countdown and all the official links you need to keep up with the madness.

    Each character has their own special birthday, like Runie Ruse on October 13th, Eimi Isami on January 10th, Muu Muyu on April 15th, and so many more!

    Join us and be part of the Phase Friends crew, including /pcg/, /pcgia/, and Lia from Phase Connect. It’s a wild ride, bros, so hop on and let’s get this party started!

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    Don’t miss out on the insanity, bros! Let’s make Minecraft wack again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoundariesMC

    NoBoundariesMC
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2804
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Crops Grown: 8122
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Animals Bred: 108 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to in-game chat! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken relationships, messy breakups, and awkward living situations.

    Are you tired of playing on boring servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of navigating through the complexities of sharing an apartment with your ex-partner. Will you be able to uphold the agreement of not bringing over new “friends,” or will you succumb to the temptation of inviting them over for a game of Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between ex-lovers as they battle it out over boundaries and respect. Will they be able to coexist peacefully until the end of their lease, or will their virtual world be torn apart by jealousy and hurt feelings?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a drama-filled adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroLuxuryMinecraftSMP

    EuroLuxuryMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 2690
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night, and you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, we have a giant diamond castle that shoots lasers at anyone who tries to grief our precious builds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on flying llamas and battle evil wizards with enchanted swords. And did I mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps us protect our precious loot?

    So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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