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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2847: PEACEful Mining Edition

archived threads., discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, IRL politics, Lies, love-hate, Minecraft, Mining, pastebin, Patch, PEACE edition, Peaceful, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, troll posts, viz media

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9212
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as the RWBY fandom? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, memes, and more drama. Whether you love RWBY or hate it, just don’t tell us it’s good because we don’t care!

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And guess what? RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, so get ready for some crazy crossovers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with patch updates, insane arguments about ships, and of course, the occasional troll post. Don’t believe their lies, just come join the madness. Patch will rise again, and so will the chaos on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

NoCuts4TouristsMC

9 to 5 job, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, customer service, dutch city, ENTITLEMENT, everyday life, language barrier, limited stock, line cutting, local perspective, NoCuts4TouristsMC, rent payment, rude tourists, schedule disruption, special moment, stroopwafel, Tourist, tourist attraction, work break

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	7303
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1657	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of tourist-filled cities and enjoy some delicious virtual stroopwafels without any line-cutting drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your precious stroopwafel stash from greedy players who think they can just waltz in and buy out the entire stock. Will you stand your ground like our brave player did in the bakery, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them have their “special moment”?

But beware, there may be some players who think you’re the real villain for not letting them have their share of the virtual stroopwafels. Can you handle the heat in this intense stroopwafel showdown?

So come on over to our server and show off your stroopwafel-buying skills, because in this world, it’s every player for themselves when it comes to these sweet treats. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculous encounters that await you on our server!

VanillaFrogs: Where even the frogs get a taste of the semi-anarchy- no cheeseburgers allowed! 1.21 🐸

Allowed, Carpet, Cheeseburgers, Community, creativity, Exploration, Frogs, launch date, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Player Base, player heads, Rail, Rewards, Semianarchy, Server, strategy, String, Survival, Taste, Tnt, trade system, Vanilla, vanilla duping, VanillaFrogs, Version 1.21.

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

VanillaFrogs Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
⚔️ – Classic Vanilla Gameplay
💸 – /trade System
👻 – Toggleable Phantoms
🗳️ – Voting Rewards
🗣️ – Player Heads Plugin
Nether Roof Disabled
💎 – Vanilla Duping Enabled
📣 – Community Focus

Server Information:

IP Address	vanillafrogs.com or play.vanillafrogs.com
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.21 (ViaBackwards Support)
Launch Date	August 24th, 2024
Key Features	/trade, toggleable phantoms, voting rewards, Nether Roof disabled, Vanilla Duping enabled, player heads plugin

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? A: Yes, VanillaFrogs supports both Java and Bedrock editions. The IP address for Java is play.vanillafrogs.com and the Bedrock port is 19132.

Q: What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on VanillaFrogs? A: VanillaFrogs offers a mix of classic vanilla gameplay with added enhancements such as /trade system, toggleable phantoms, voting rewards, and more to enrich your gaming experience.

Q: Are there any special features or plugins on VanillaFrogs? A: Yes, VanillaFrogs has features like Vanilla Duping enabled, player heads plugin, and a strong community focus to foster a friendly and welcoming environment for all players.

Q: When was the server launched, and what version does it support? A: The server was launched on August 24th, 2024, and currently supports version 1.21 with ViaBackwards Support.

Q: Can I access the Nether Roof on VanillaFrogs? A: No, access to the Nether Roof is disabled on VanillaFrogs to maintain the challenge and integrity of the game.

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

Anime, artistic choices, BlockyBlunders, character creation, character design, Character development, controversial, creative decisions, criticism, critique, design flaws, fan reactions, Fandom, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, Oda, Opinions, questionable choices, Server, storytelling, terrible designs, WTF

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. The llama’s name was Sir Clucksalot and he had a mission to lead players on epic quests filled with ridiculous challenges and absurd obstacles. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the electric slide.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated jungle filled with exploding watermelons and flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding watermelons).

Minecraft SMP: WWE Watcher Mom

BIZARRE, controversial, crippled, Entertainment, Gay, inappropriate, long tail, Minecraft, mom, obese, offensive, Pedophiles, Shocking.., Show, smp, taboo, television, trevor, UNUSUAL, watch, watcher, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	193	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we cater to all your wildest fantasies and desires! Are you tired of boring old WWE matches? Well, here we have WWE matches specifically designed for obese, gay, crippled pedophiles! It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Momma’s Minecraft Server

Afford, aita, blown up, BROKE, consequence, discipline, Emails, family conflict, family drama, grad school, happy wife happy life, laptop, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, nasty texts, parenting issues, refusing, Server, sibling rivalry, spoiled, sticking to my guns, younger sister

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next.

Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NoPayNoPlayCraft

appreciation, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, expressing gratitude, family, family dynamics, Family Support, Gratitude, Help, NoPayNoPlayCraft, payment, Respect, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Siblings, thank you, token of appreciation, work-life balance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Join our Minecraft server where we appreciate you for who you are! No more free babysitting for entitled siblings, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.

Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	3021	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Runes Activated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval