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SlimCraft2021

Before and after, Body transformation, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SlimCraft2021, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss inspiration, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

Arrests, drone parts, extremism, foreign affairs, German, germany, Germany-Israel relations, hezbollah, HezDroneCraft, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, procuring, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspected, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	509188	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Potions Brewed:	64
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	244
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FromSoftware, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, mapgenie io, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!

Pixelated Memories Minecraft Server

ai, Ai photo correction, alex jones, authentic, Blackpilled, blurry, campfires, CANDLES, family, Future, generation, Memories, Minecraft, photo correction, photography, pixelated, pixels, processing, Server, soft focus, subsurface level, uncanny valley effect., Warm, wax statue

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Alex Jones’ conspiracy theories? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question the very fabric of reality – just like that weird photo of Alex Jones’ family!

Join us and experience a world where pixels blend together like a bizarre AI experiment gone wrong. Who needs sharp focus when you can have a face that looks like a wax statue? It’s like living in a real-life meme!

Forget about traditional photography – on our server, every photo looks like it’s been through a subsurface level photo processing nightmare. You’ll never be able to tell what’s real and what’s AI, just like a generation that’s been raised on blurry, distorted images.

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Who needs authentic photos when you can have a good laugh at the uncanny valley effect? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

BrotherBlock Minecraft Server

Apology, boy who cried wolf, BrotherBlock, communication breakdown, Confrontation, disbelief, emergency, emotional response, family crisis, family dynamics, Gaslighting, hospitalization, lack of trust, Minecraft, misunderstanding, over-exaggerator, panic mode, pettiness, reconciliation, serious injury, Server, skepticism, supportiveness

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Emeralds Found:	9293
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take exaggeration to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and over-the-top reactions!

Imagine a world where falling off a ladder turns into a full-blown emergency room visit! Our players are experts at blowing things out of proportion, just like the wife in this story who had her husband running around in a panic.

But don’t worry, we also have a supportive community that will call you out on your BS and make sure you’re not being a gaslighting jerk. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and ridiculous situations that will make you question reality.

So come on, join our server and experience the ultimate boy who cried wolf situation gone wrong! Just remember, don’t take anything too seriously and be prepared for some outrageous storytelling. See you in the game!

ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?

aita, body positivity, Boundaries, ChunkyCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dropout, emotional wellbeing, family, family dynamics, fat shaming, guilt trip, health, intervention, obesity, personal responsibility, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image, weight

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!

Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!

Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.

So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!

MythBusted Minecraft Server

common myth, critical thinking, cultural beliefs, Debunked, education, fact check, Fallacy, false belief, knowledge, long-standing myth, Minecraft, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, myth busting, MythBusted, Mythological, popular myth, Server, skepticism, Truth, untruth, urban legend

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mines Excavated:	3259	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to debunk the myth that all Minecraft servers are the same!

Join our server and embark on a quest to prove that the earth is actually flat in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about all that round earth nonsense, we’re all about the flat earth theory here. Explore our custom-built flat earth world and uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of secret alien overlords who are using Minecraft to communicate with humans. Join us and uncover the truth behind this out-of-this-world conspiracy!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet! Who knows what other myths we’ll debunk next?