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PixelPatriarchy Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, constitution, control, Democracy, Dictatorship, election, freedom, Governance, Government, leadership, MAGAtards, Minecraft, PixelPatriarchy, political ideology, political parties, political system, Politics, power, Republic, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we’re not just any ordinary server, we’re a republic! That’s right, forget about democracy, we’ve got a whole new level of government in place for all our players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship… I mean republic! 🏛️ And hey, if you’re into decoding dog whistles, you’ll have a blast trying to figure out what our crazy community is up to next. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you on our server! 🤪🎮

HagLoverGamerGirl Minecraft SMP

Based, Characters, dark fantasy, FANTASY, games, Hag, HagLoverGamerGirl, indie games, Lover, Magic, Minecraft, powerful women, Protagonists, relationships, role playing games, romance, smp, strong female characters, Supernatural, unconventional love stories, unique protagonists, video games, witchcraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mines Excavated:	3365
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with based hag lover protagonists ready to take on any challenge! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with the hags, of course). So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible!

NopeTastyCraft

abhorrent, detestable, Disgusting, Food, gross, ingredients, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, nope, NopeTastyCraft, objectionable, off-putting, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, turnoff, unappealing, unappetizing, unpalatable, yuck

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Towns Built:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3571	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and discover the secret ingredient that will make you go “nope” faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a buffet of chaos and craziness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a giant chicken swoops down and steals your blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns all the water into hot sauce, because who needs boring old H2O when you can have a fiery fiesta in every river and lake?

So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, once you taste our special ingredient, there’s no going back!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace talks, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is taking over kursk region like a boss, just like zelensky taking over russia! u gotta join to see the epic battles and feel the war, it’s like a virtual reality war zone but with blocks and creepers! plus, we have the craziest mods that will blow your mind, like a mod where chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes and pigs fly around on jetpacks. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so join now before zelensky takes over the whole minecraft world!

BorderBlockParty

bloomberg, border, BorderBlockParty, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign relations, Geopolitics, Gerasimov, intelligence, Military, military strategy, Reports, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian troop buildup, Warnings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can ignore all the warnings just like Gerasimov did 😂 we got ukrainian troop buildups near the border but who cares when u can build ur own epic base and fight off the invaders with ur diamond sword 😎 come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even start ur own international incident 😂🤣 #minecraft #crazystories #joinus

TurkeyCraft Minecraft Server

accession, candidate country, culture, Democracy, Economy, EU, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, negotiations, Politics, Server, turkey, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	102	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2972
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant turkey wearing a top hat and monocle, ready to debate whether or not Turkey should join the EU. But that’s not all – we have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where you can battle evil chickens in epic PvP matches. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

TheAntiRacistBrit Minecraft SMP

acceptance, antisemitism, Britain, Community, discrimination, Diversity, fear, friendship, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Nazi Europe, prejudice, racism, smp, solidarity, Support, TheAntiRacistBrit, Trauma, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of driving Jews away from Britain? Join our Minecraft SMP and show your support for the Jewish community in a fun and lighthearted way!

Imagine walking around our server and being stopped by a young woman who is relieved to see you wearing a skullcap. She’ll thank you for being a beacon of hope in these dark times and you’ll feel like a true hero.

We’ve had players who have had their friendships tested because of their Jewish identity, but on our server, everyone is welcome and accepted. No more losing friends over silly differences!

Join us and show your solidarity by proudly displaying your Star of David. We believe in standing strong together and supporting each other through thick and thin.

Our elderly players have shared their stories of feeling retraumatised, but on our server, they find a sense of community and belonging. We’re all about spreading love and positivity, one block at a time.

So don’t wait any longer, join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of a community that values acceptance, unity, and most importantly, having a good time! Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and uplifting?

DadGFCamMinecraftServer

advice, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadGFCamMinecraftServer, decision, Dilemma, family, foster kid, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Manipulation, recording, relationship, Respect, secret, Tension, Trust

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Sarah’s behavior towards M20.

Just like M20, you’ll feel like part of a dysfunctional family as you navigate through the ups and downs of our server. From secret recordings to unexpected plot twists, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more chaotic than Sarah’s TikToks, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

DadBodNoMoreMC

biological father, blended family, children, co parenting, Commitment, Communication, DadBodNoMoreMC, Decision making, Emotional support, family dynamics, family unit, Fatherhood, Marriage, medical forms, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school forms, Stability, Stepfather, Support

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	4618
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this guy’s relationship with his girlfriend and her kids.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into some crazy situations? Look no further! We’ve got players dealing with everything from unexpected parenthood to relationship drama that will make your head spin.

Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like whether or not to be listed as the father of your girlfriend’s kids. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar predicament and need some advice from our wacky community of players.

So come on down to our server and let the chaos begin! Who needs reality TV when you can have all this drama right at your fingertips in Minecraft?

DroneCraft: Lipetsk Evacuation

aerial attack, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Lipetsk, Military, military base, military technology, Russian airbase, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, Updates, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Dimension Hops:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!

Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!