gnu handofblood Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Farms Harvested:	583	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	6701	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9236
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	617	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ores Mined:	9779
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4702	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Animals Bred:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Safe Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the worries of nuclear war and build your way to safety!

Join us for a chance to craft your own bunker and protect yourself from any potential attacks. Our server is located in a secret underground base that is equipped with state-of-the-art anti-nuclear technology.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of survival in a post-apocalyptic world. They will guide you through the dangers of the wasteland and help you thrive in this new reality.

So come join us on this epic adventure and explore a world where the only thing more dangerous than the creepers is the threat of nuclear annihilation. Remember, on our server, the only thing that can destroy you is your own lack of creativity!

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where You Can Crush on Pixels!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2636	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet girls you like but know nothing about! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate, who may or may not be a pro builder or a PvP master.

Our server is filled with beautiful landscapes and adorable animals that will make you fall in love at first sight. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious unicorn roaming the server, granting wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player who gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride into battle?

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with romance, treasure, and magical creatures. Who knows, you might just find the girl of your dreams in the world of Minecraft!