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FrenchFam Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caution, concern, Crisis, current events, Europe, family, fear, France, FrenchFam, International, loved ones, Minecraft, News, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, travel, uncertainty, vigilance, worry

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

do be like that, IT, Kek, KekCraft, long tail tag, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

PoliteLaughs Minecraft Server

awkwardness, Boundaries, Communication, emotional intelligence, Feedback, Gaslighting, humor, Insecurity, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, partner, polite behavior, PoliteLaughs, relationships, Self-expression, Server, social anxiety, social discomfort, social interactions, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9442	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of awkward social interactions in Minecraft? Join our server and laugh your way through all the uncomfortable moments! Our players use laughter to smooth out any awkwardness, just like how you can use a polite laugh to make your partner feel better about their not-so-funny jokes.

On our server, you can use laughter as a superpower to navigate through any situation. Whether it’s dealing with inappropriate comments from other players or just trying to make friends, a good laugh is all you need. So come join us and let the laughter be your guide in this crazy Minecraft world!

DeadbeatCraft

abandonment, alcoholism, Birthday, child support, co parenting, Communication, Deadbeat Ex, DeadbeatCraft, Divorce, drug addiction, emotional impact, family dynamics, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, INCONSISTENCY, money issues, neglect, parenting, reddit, single parenting, unreliable

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Votes:	8439	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who will have your back as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

And hey, if you’re looking for a break from the real world, we’ve got you covered. Our server is the perfect place to forget about ex-husbands asking for money on Facebook and focus on what really matters – having a blast in Minecraft!

So come on over and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who needs a deadbeat ex when you’ve got a whole new virtual family waiting for you? Let’s block and roll, baby!

NailTrimz Minecraft Server

Long Nails, manicure, Minecraft, nail art, nail beauty, nail care, Nail Design, nail fashion, nail grooming, nail health, nail length, nail length debate, nail length discussion, nail length preference, nail length question, nail maintenance, nail preferences, nail styles, nail tips, nail trends, NailTrimz, Server, Short nails

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Towns Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your nail-length preferences!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant manicure monsters that will test your nail-cutting skills to the limit. Want to keep your nails long and fierce? No problem, our server has special power-ups that will make your nails unbreakable and deadly sharp.

But beware, there are evil nail polish mobs roaming around, ready to ruin your perfect manicure. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the ultimate nail-biting challenges on our server. So come on, join us and show off your nail game like never before!

FutureCraft2020

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, cutting-edge technology, digital transformation, future technology, FutureCraft2020, futuristic gadgets, high-tech gadgets, innovation, innovative solutions, Internet of Things, machine learning, modern technology, robotics, science fiction come true, Smart Devices, Tech Trends, technological advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	2842
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Have you ever seen a Minecraft server so advanced that it made you question if you had accidentally stumbled into a time machine? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like the Jetsons meets the Flintstones on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so high-tech, even the chickens have their own social media accounts. Don’t be surprised if you see a redstone contraption that can make you a sandwich or a command block that can summon a herd of dancing llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, who is rumored to have a killer stand-up comedy routine.

So if you’re ready to experience the future of Minecraft in all its wacky glory, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, extremism, foreign affairs, German ambassador, germany, Government, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic group, Islamic revolution, IZH, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, protest, Raid, religious organization, RevolutionCraft, security concerns, Server, supreme leader, theocratic rule

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4333	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got raids and stuff happening all the time, just like that time Iran summoned the German ambassador after raiding that Islamic group in Germany.

but get this, on our server, the Islamic group is actually a bunch of creeper worshippers trying to bring about a creeper revolution in Minecraft that would create a world ruled by exploding green dudes. it’s insane, man.

you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft revolution ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. explosions and chaos await, my dude. explosions and chaos await.

CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

Accountability, atrocities, Bodies, brutality, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Geneva Convention, human rights violations, internal organs, international relations, investigation, Justice, left, Organs, peace negotiations, PoWs, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, United24, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Animals Bred:	142
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

Mailbox Mayhem

altered attitudes, altered attitudes among conservatives, altered attitudes in other countries, altered election attitudes, altered election attitudes among conservatives, Attacks, Canada, Conservatives, distrust, elections, false claims, mail ballots, mailbox, MAYHEM, right-leaning individuals, trump, US, voter fraud, Voting, voting-by-mail

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Items Found:	3540	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, u know how trump is all like “elections r rigged” and stuff? well, now all the conservative peeps in canada r like “oh no, we can’t trust voting-by-mail anymore cuz trump said so!” like, they think all the mail-in ballots r gonna be frauded or sumthin. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be one of those peeps who believes in crazy conspiracy theories and stuff. like, we got secret bases where we plan our attacks on the “rigged” elections and stuff. come join us and be part of the madness! #stopthesteal #minecraftconspiracytheoryserver