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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	196
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	88	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Animals Bred:	170	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1373
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Dragon Eggs Found:	1038	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6856	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!