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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 393 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
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So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. See you on the other side, my friends!