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Blocky Banter Brigade

9k, anonymous posting, Attention, banter, blocky, board protection, Brigade, cc, Community, cyber threat, great board, Heil victory, internet forum, nigglynogs, online safety, OPERATION TRIPCODE, security measures, small board population, threat, transvestite invasion, tripcodes, Unity, user identification

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1079
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Items Found:	4628	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

aging, Bloodline, consequences, Country, Crafty, decision, Edition, Elderly, family, Future, Genocide, ISOLATION, Legacy, lols, mfw, Reflection, regret, remorse, self-sterilization, sterilization, sterilized, trannies, visitation, Voluntary

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	9070	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	162

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	879
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	886375	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	127	Emeralds Found:	2222
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.