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CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Enchantments Applied:	81	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Meteorites Collected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	4896	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	707	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7710

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	179
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	4795
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Mines Excavated:	4740
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3536
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	8121
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6286

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	661310	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	6101
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	28

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.