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Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Votes:	8930	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Farms Harvested:	909
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Character, Commitment, completion, completionist, Dedication, determination, Entertainment, Finish, Gaming, loyalty, mid game, Minecraft, one character, Passion, perseverance, player, satisfaction, Server, shit game, video games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

– JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Bigotry, cope, deal with it, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewcraft, objectively superior, prejudice, racism, Social Issues, Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

all day, banned, controversy, Faggots, freedom of speech, humor, internet, Magic, maybe, memes, Mods, Online Community, online culture, ponies, ponycraft, Posting, Rebellion, rules, satire, social media, trolling, viral trends

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	165	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Potions Brewed:	169	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	786049	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

In the year 2024, a group of alien llamas crash-landed on our server and brought with them a magical potion that turns players into flying unicorns. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING UNICORNS! But beware, there are also zombie chickens roaming around looking for their next victim.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond bacon – a rare and delicious treat that will give you superpowers for a limited time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the blocks dance to the beat of the music.

So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s make 2024 the most unforgettable year in Minecraft history!

Blocky Banter

1. Session, 10. Clothing modification, 11. Fashion editing, 12. Creative editing, 13. Digital design, 14. Provocative clothing, 15. Custom outfits, 16. Sexy edits, 17. Fashion photography, 18. Photo manipulation, 19. Racy clothing, 2. Edit pics, 20. Tailored garments., 3. Original clothes, 4. Sluttier, 5. Unbutton, 6. Lift up shirts, 7. Lower dress, 8. Lingerie, 9. Photo editing, banter, blocky

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!

Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt

audit procedures, Auditing, auditing skills, career advancement, Career Growth, career prospects, compliance, control, creeper, Cunt, Exploring, financial controls, FRONTIERS, internal audit department, internal auditing, internal control framework, internal control systems, internal controls, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job satisfaction, job security, job stability, professional development, risk management

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3708
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Lesbian Camp Craze: Minecraft Edition

Camp, CRAZE, Edition, Lesbian, lesbian camp, lesbian community, lesbian pride, lesbian rights, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer, queer community, queer pride, queer rights

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Items Found:	3718	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
New Chunks Explored:	311616	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their vanilla gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Notch himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Come join us and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a lesbian camp when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips?

Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	170
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉