RussianBanHammer Minecraft Server

authoritarian rule, consequences, Government, international travel, LEAVING, legislative branch, Minecraft, MPs, Permission, political consequences, political control, political dissent, political exile, political loyalty, Politics, power abuse, putin, russia, RussianBanHammer, sacking, senators, Server, travel restrictions

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, PUTIN BE OUT HERE LETTIN’ US SACK MPS AND SENATORS IF THEY TRY TO LEAVE RUSSIA WITHOUT PERMISSION! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE? YOU TRY TO SNEAK OFF TO GET SOME MILK AND BAM, YOU’RE FIRED! JOIN US FOR A CRAZY TIME WHERE THE RULES ARE MADE UP AND THE SANITY DOESN’T MATTER! 😂🤪🤣🔥👌

OilCraft: China’s Kitchen Disasters

China, Chinas, consumer protection, contamination, cooking oil, corporate responsibility, Disasters, environmental impact, ethical concerns, Food Industry, Food Safety, government regulation, health crisis, illegal practices, investigative journalism, kitchen, national news, OilCraft, public health, public outcry, regulatory enforcement, scandal, tainted products, toxic chemicals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE CHINA BUT WITHOUT THE COOKING OIL CONTAMINATION SCANDAL HAHAHA. LIKE, U WON’T FIND ANY TOXIC OIL HERE, JUST PURE BLOCKY FUN.

IMAGINE IF CHINA WAS MADE OF BLOCKS AND U COULD BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT POISON OIL. THAT’S WHAT THIS SERVER IS LIKE.

SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE DRAMA OF CHINA’S OIL CRISIS. BUILD A GIANT TOILET OR A FLOATING PIG CASTLE, THE CHOICE IS YOURS. LET’S GET BLOCKY, BABY!

BlockBaeCountCraft

BlockBaeCountCraft, body count, double standards, Evaluation, gender bias, Gender Roles, judgment, Men, promiscuity, relationships, research findings, sexual behavior, sexual history, sexual partners, social perceptions, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, stigma, study, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of exploding, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of loot for you. That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so elite that they have their own secret language made up of only emojis and cat noises. You gotta be in the know to understand what’s going on, but once you do, you’ll be laughing your butt off all day long.

And get this, our server has a built-in dating system where you can find your perfect Minecraft match. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building pixelated houses together?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just remember, the more sexual partners you have in the game, the cooler you’ll be. It’s science, bro. Let’s get this party started!

Townscraft: Where the towns are real, but the drama is virtual! Season 3 starting soon!

camaraderie, Drama, dynamic, Engaging, Explorer, floating islands, imagination, map art, mini game, multiplayer, Natural, Nomad, Player-honored system, PvP, real, redstoner, Season, SETTLEMENT, smp, Starting, Steampunk, Survival, tight-knit, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, vibrant, virtual

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	New Chunks Explored:	66160
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1491	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

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Townscraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Join a vibrant community where towns are more than clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Explore bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, and more. Join an existing town or forge your own settlement from scratch. With endless possibilities, Townscraft offers a dynamic and engaging experience for every player.

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In-Depth

Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events. We promote a vanilla player-honored system, tight-knit community, and various types of players welcome. Experience the vanilla Minecraft feel with added community events and a secure, thriving environment. Join us for a unique and engaging gameplay experience.

View the Discord to start your adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server.
Are there town-building elements?	Yes, players can join existing towns or create their own settlements.
Is griefing allowed?	No, the server has measures in place to prevent theft and griefing.
What types of players are welcome?	All types of players including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and newcomers are welcome.
Do you have community events?	Yes, there are occasional community-hosted events for players to participate in.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, cultural impact, dragon ball, DragonCraft, dumb action, Entertainment, Fandom, highly loved, ignorant action, japanese animation, market demand, Martial Arts, melanated individuals, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Popular, power levels, replication, Server, special kind, Successful, unga-bunga fighting, Unique

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	108
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic anime-inspired Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark when it comes to dumb and ignorant unga-bunga fighting action? Look no further, because our server has mastered the art of replicating that special Dragon Ball vibe that highly melanated individuals can’t get enough of!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan and show off your power level. Our server is so lit, even Frieza would want to join in on the fun! Plus, we have a secret technique that lets you turn into a Super Saiyan just by mining diamonds – talk about next level gaming!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest, most over-the-top anime-inspired Minecraft server out there. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Come for the unga-bunga action, stay for the memes and mayhem. See you in the virtual world, warrior!

KekCraft Minecraft Server

digital communication, Expression, funny, gen z, humor, inside joke, internet culture, it do be like that, Kek, KekCraft, meme, millennial, Minecraft, Online Community, phrase, pop culture, relatable, Repetition, Saying, Server, Slang, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing unicorns and talking potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly costume parties where you can dress up as your favorite block or mob. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet (because why not?).

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Kek it do be like that, after all!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

bank issue, boundary fence, fence payment, financial demand, financial disagreement, financial trouble, house separation, Minecraft, NeighborlyCraft, neighbour agreement, neighbour boundary, neighbour communication, neighbour conflict, neighbour conflict resolution, neighbour dispute, neighbour dispute resolution, neighbour negotiation, neighbour payment, neighbour relationship, new neighbour, property boundary, Repayment, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency accepted is imaginary bank fees! Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual neighbors over outrageous sums of money for fence separation. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to cover half of the cost and let you repay them later in diamonds. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual real estate disputes – join our server now and start building your dream house while navigating the treacherous waters of imaginary bank fees!

MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft

Bonding, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, control, Decision making, family, in-laws, mental health, MIL, MILdlyAvoidingHerCraft, mother-in-law, no contact, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, validation

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	66072
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who thinks she knows better than you when it comes to parenting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!

BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyHeartbreak, breakup recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Healing Process, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	805

Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

NoSexCraft – $2000ADay

2000ADay, AMBITION, career goals, Celibacy, determination, earn money, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Stability, goal-setting, life choices, lifestyle choices, NoSexCraft, personal values, professional development, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, self-mastery, success mindset, wealth building, work ethic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	31	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can earn $2000 a day just by playing! That’s right, no need to sell your soul or sacrifice your firstborn, just hop on and start mining those diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay golden eggs worth millions of dollars. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the cash without ever having to resort to the oldest profession in the world. Who needs sex when you have diamonds, golden eggs, and killer bunnies to keep you entertained?

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